Moldy Bagels: Episode Five

Description: Did you wake up this morning and feel a desperate need to see one of the 5 or 10 best shows that Northern Kentucky public access TV has to offer? Of fucking course you didn't, but you should watch anyway because I worked kinda hard on it. This installment features a disturbingly tasteless sitcom acted out by a cast of stuffed animals, a news report on race relations in a Denny's kitchen, an enlightening report on the Nokia N-Gage, a broken man defending his honor against an onslaught of abusive comments from Chicago Sports Blogs, a cartoon about drug sniffing dogs, and a news anchor whose first name is Brain. You know you want this.