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Almost Average Episode Two "When you ain't got shit to yo name, Metabolism!"

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Categories: Web Series Sketch

Keywords: Episode Two Special FX Maria Colón Diet Metabolism Almost Average Infomercial sketch comedy Poor

Credits: Director and Editor: Adrien Wayne Colón
Writer: Taylor Hawthorne
Cinematographer: Cisco Rivera
Gaffer: Rick Rivera
Special FX Make-up: Margaret Caragan
Production Assistant: Maria Colón
Production Assistant: Stephanie Reyes
Homeless Man: Donald Lett
Dieter: Chaz
Roscoe: Alex Godinez
www.almostaverageshow.com

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