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Published January 09, 2014 32k views More Info ยป
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Published January 09, 2014

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WELCOME TO CENTURY LINK FIELD.

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TODAY THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS, HOST

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THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS.

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I'M TROY BELLERUD, AND I'LL BE CALLING THE ACTION.

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WITH ME IS MY UNCLE KENNY.

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HE'LL BE HANDLING THE COLOR.

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CUZ I'M PRETTY MUCH [BLEEP] BLIND.

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THAT'S A FACT.

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TROY, THIS IS A GREAT GAME FOR SEATTLE FOOTBALL,

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THE HOMEFIELD,

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THE WEATHER'S PERFECT,

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AND SEATTLE SHOULD MOTOR IN,

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TO THE BYE WEEK WITH ANOTHER WIN TODAY,

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IF THEY DON'T JUST LAY AN EGG.

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I'M EXCITED PERSONALLY, BECAUSE THIS IS MY

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FIRST CHANCE BEING A COLOR MAN,

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AND IT'S A PRIVILEGE TO BE WORKING WITH YOU.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE WATCHING ON TELEVISION,

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YOU'LL GET TO SEE A...

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I THINK IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE,

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THE SEAHAWKS OWN THE HOMEFIELD,

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THEY OWN THIS GAME.

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IT'S THEIR GAME TO LOSE.

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THE VIKINGS ARE GETTING READY TO KICK OFF.

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NO, NOPE, THAT'S...

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THEY'RE NOT ON THE FIELD YET.

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THEY'RE IN THE LOCKER ROOM.

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FIRST DOWN SEATTLE,

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ON THE 15 YARD LINE...

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NO, MORE LIKE THE 22.

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TOUCHDOWN!

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NOPE.

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I THINK THEY HAVE TO PUNT TO US.

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NOPE.

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IT IS GOOD.

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NOPE.

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RICHARD SHERMAN INTERCEPTED.

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NOPE.

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SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU GET THIS JOB?

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SEAHAWKS ARE ABOUT TO INTERCEPT.

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NOPE.

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NOPE.

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NOPE.

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27 SECONDS TILL THEY FEED ME A [BLEEP]

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HOTDOG IN THIS PLACE.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS GOING ON.

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YEAH, NO [BLEEP].

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17-10, SEATTLE SEAHAWKS.

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YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE YOU BACK TO DO ANOTHER GAME?

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I HOPE SO.

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LETS GET INTO OUR HALF TIME SHOW.

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3RD QUARTER STARTED.

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2ND DOWN.

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YUP.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER THIS?

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I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

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YOU KNOW WHAT?

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WHAT?

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I DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE MEANT TO DO THIS TOGETHER.

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HERE WE GO.

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IT'S 3RD AND 5 FOR MINNESOTA.

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PONDER IN THE SHOTGUN.

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NO PRESSURE, AND IT'S INTERCEPTED.

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IT'S INTERCEPTED...PICK 6.

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- YEAH
- HE'S GOING TO GO OUT.

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- 3RD AND 8, AT THE 13.
- RICHARD SHERMAN INTERCEPTS IT FOR THE GAME WINNER.

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AND THAT'S THE GAME.

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WE WIN IT, 31 TO 13.

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TROY, YOU SPENT THE ENTIRE AFTERNOON PRETTY MUCH

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TAKING WILD GUESSES, HUH?

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YEAH I GET TO GUESS WHAT EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE.

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THAT'S WHAT BEING BLIND IS.

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I DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL EVER LET US DO THIS AGAIN.

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FOR TROY AND KENNY, THAT'S ME.

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THAT'S GOING TO DO IT.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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