Just a Man
Baby you’re the best thing that happened to me Just one of your smiles sets me free There just one thing I hope you understand I try to fight it but I’m only a man I wanna fuck all... more »
Baby you’re the best thing that happened to me
Just one of your smiles sets me free
There just one thing I hope you understand
I try to fight it but I’m only a man
I wanna fuck all your friends
Some of them in the rear end
I wanna fuck all your friends
Hope this doesn’t mean the end.
Baby as you can see
I’m plagued by too much honesty
Your friend Marie has such nice cans
I would love to feel them
In my hands
I know its only a pipe dream
But a man needs to have a dream
Mine are just obscene
Carla, Betty and Bobby Sue
I think they all know what I’d like to do
Sarah and Michelle I’m sure are down
They’re just waiting for you to leave town
Baby I see that look that’s in your eyes
Hope it doesn’t mean I’m gonna die
Its better then me sneaking ‘round
Its just your friends I want to pound. « less
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Baby you’re the best thing that happened to me
Just one of your smiles sets me free
There just one thing I hope you understand
I try to fight it but I’m only a man
I wanna fuck all your friends
Some of them in the rear end
I wanna fuck all your friends
Hope this doesn’t mean the end.
Baby as you can see
I’m plagued by too much honesty
Your friend Marie has such nice cans
I would love to feel them
In my hands
I know its only a pipe dream
But a man needs to have a dream
Mine are just obscene
Carla, Betty and Bobby Sue
I think they all know what I’d like to do
Sarah and Michelle I’m sure are down
They’re just waiting for you to leave town
Baby I see that look that’s in your eyes
Hope it doesn’t mean I’m gonna die
Its better then me sneaking ‘round
Its just your friends I want to pound.
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