We Gave Drunk Girls A Bunch Of American Relics And They Freaked Out
Bikers come to terms with their tragic decisions to buy an "If you can read this the bitch fell off" T-shirt, and the consequences that followed.
- July 17, 2016
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Written by Kady Ruth Ashcraft
Directed by Matt Mayer
Starring: Jim Santangeli, Murf Meyer, Darren Mabee & Lindsay Calleran
Produced by Rob Hatch-Miller
Edited by Carina Jollie
July 17, 2016
Darren Mabee: I had bought a, "If You Can
Read This The Bitch Fell Off" T-Shirt
Darren Mabee: a few years
back as a gag, and uh...
Darren Mabee: I wore it all the time.
I kinda became known for it.
Darren Mabee: People thought it was hilarious.
Everyone loved it.
Murf Meyer: First day she saw
me wearing the shirt she said,
Murf Meyer: "You think I'm
riding with you?"
Murf Meyer: After a heated discussion,
she came around.
Jim Santangeli: I didn't know the
bitch fell off for a while.
Jim Santangeli: Some guy had to get my
attention while I was riding,
Jim Santangeli: and he said,
"Hey man, I can read your shirt."
Darren Mabee: The bitch had
actually fallen off.
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Lindsay Calleran: In my instance,
the bitch was this hitchhiker
Lindsay Calleran: I picked up on the way
to a Judas Priest concert,
Lindsay Calleran: and her name was Jenna Bush,
and no she's not, you know,
Lindsay Calleran: former President Bush's daughter,
but that's a powerful name,
Lindsay Calleran: and I killed that bitch.
Murf Meyer: Well, the bitch...
She was my wife for 17 years.
Murf Meyer: She survived,
but our relationship didn't.
Murf Meyer: I'll tell you, a shattered hip
will shatter the trust as well.
Jim Santangeli: The bitch was a good
friend of mine, although
Jim Santangeli: sometimes I do
struggle wondering was
Jim Santangeli: I a friend to the bitch.
Jim Santangeli: I mean what kind of a friend
lets a bitch fall off the bike?
Jim Santangeli: Answer, a not-friend.
Darren Mabee: It's never been the same
since the bitch fell off.
Darren Mabee: The bitch was
my Aunt Rochelle.
Darren Mabee: She raised me from
when I was a little boy after
mom passed, and uh...
Darren Mabee: I make my own
meals now, and
Darren Mabee: do my own laundry.
Jim Santangeli: Well, I grew up
Jim Santangeli: My father rode motorcycles
and the bitch in his life,
Jim Santangeli: my mom,
Jim Santangeli: I had to start reassessing my
identity as a motorcyclist, you know?
Jim Santangeli: Was the T-shirt a
self fulfilling prophecy?
Jim Santangeli: Well, yes.
Darren Mabee: It blows
my mind everyday.
Darren Mabee: I could've been
wearing any shirt, any shirt.
Lindsay Calleran: That shirt was used to
try to up my charges from
manslaughter to murder 1.
Lindsay Calleran: Got out with probation,
month Community Service.
Lindsay Calleran: As a part of that, I created
Smart Bitch, Safe Bitch.
Lindsay Calleran: Our motto is...
Lindsay Calleran: "We keep the
bitch on the bike".
Murf Meyer: Gave up riding motorcycles
after the bitch fell off.
Murf Meyer: I got myself
a Volvo XC90.
Murf Meyer: I ride with
the windows down.
Jim Santangeli: I'm learning
to love myself again.
Jim Santangeli: Learning to look
in the mirror and say,
Jim Santangeli: "I love you, man."
Jim Santangeli: And I'm growing,
and I hope the bitch is growing too,
Jim Santangeli: into a tree, because
she's dead, and was
Jim Santangeli: buried underneath