The internet was unhappy with the casting of 'True Detective' season 2, so the creators have started from scratch with an entirely new show.
Published September 24, 2014 1.2m views Immortal More Info »
Full Credits
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Detective Kate - Kate Mara
Detective Ellen - Ellen Page
Chief of Police - David Marciano
Cops/Detectives:
Murat Izmirli
John Cuthbert
Jon Komp Shin
Edward Kasper
Edward Mizner
Kristopher McAfee
Bethany Vee
Jaclyn Fleming
Mark Hulderman
Ben Parks
Internal Affairs Cop #1 - DeMorge Brown
Internal Affairs Cop #2 - Colton Dunn
Uniformed Officer - Steve Agee
Drug Dealer - Ify Nwadiwe
Drug Dealer - Dax Ravina
Drug Dealer - Aaron Ulrich
CREW:
Director/Writer - Andy Bush
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Executive Producer - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
1st AD - Sean Dacanay
PA - Dominic D'Astice
PA - Elizabeth de Leon
PA - Hank Hartnell
Director of Photography - Barry Elmore
Camera Op - George Neinhuis
1st AC (A - Cam) - Aaron Gambel
1st AC (B - Cam) - Allyson Laquian
2nd AC - Lani Wasserman
Gaffer - William Coleman
BB Electric - Joey Waring
Key Grip - Jeff Blasi
BB Grip - Gregg Suits
Hair and Makeup Artist - Jessica Leigh
Hair and Makeup Artist - Erin Blinn
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa McNeely
Wardrobe Stylist - Jule Swinford
Production Designer - Susie Mancini
Set Dec (construction) - Andrew Katz
Set Dec (construction) - Clint Harris
Prop Master - Brad Salo
On Set Dec - Malorie Folino
Sound Mixer - Ben Forman
Stunt Coordinator - Gregg Sargeant
Editor - Ian Skalski and Chris Poole
Very Special Thanks - Keely Kathleen Williams
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Published: September 24, 2014
Transcript

(sound of white noise from a TV)
(mysterious atmospheric music plays)
(camera shutter sound)

> SO WE'RE MOST LIKELY
WE'RE DEALING WITH
TWO SHOOTERS, AS YOU
CAN SEE FROM THE BLOOD
SPLATTER ON TOP
OF THE SHELF.

> CAN YOU SEE IT?

> I CAN'T SEE A THING.

> CAN WE GET A STEP
LADDER UP HERE?

> ARE YOU AFRAID
OF LADDERS?

> YEAH, ISN'T EVERYBODY.

> Officer: YOU...
I MEAN I CAN LIFT
YOU UP IF YOU WANT.
(crashing sounds
including a cat meowing)

> Male Voice:
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
ANOTHER YELLOW KING.
THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
REMEMBER HIS FACE.
I WILL NOT BE SHOWING YOU
THIS PICTURE AGAIN.

> I MISSED IT.

> YOU DIDN'T SEE IT?

> I DIDN'T SEE IT.

> HIDING A STRAIGHT CIRCLE.

> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

> ALRIGHT, THEY'RE AT
RD AND VINE.

> MY FEET WON'T REACH
THE PEDALS.

> PUT THIS
BEHIND YOUR TUCHUS.

> TOLD THEM TO GIVE ME
A SMART CAR.

> SAYS HERE YOU GUYS SLEEP IN
A SHOE BOX.

> THAT'S PERSONAL.

> HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO
BUY SOME COCAINE.

> THE TWO OF YOU HAVE LITERALLY
SOLVED ZERO CASES.

> HEY...

> YOU ARE LUCKY MY
ARMS ARE TOO
SHORT TO REACH YOU.
(sound of someone sneezing)

> HI.

> THAT'S JUST MY
FACE PENIS.

> WE'RE GOING TO NEED
YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE.

> THIS IS A JOKE.

> FINE.

> YOU TWO ARE
TERRIBLE DETECTIVES.

> NO.
WE'RE TINY DETECTIVES.

> OH COME ON GODDAMMIT.

> THAT'S THE WHOLE
THING HERE. OK, THAT'S
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

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