The internet was unhappy with the casting of 'True Detective' season 2, so the creators have started from scratch with an entirely new show.

Full Credits

Detective Kate - Kate Mara
Detective Ellen - Ellen Page
Chief of Police - David Marciano
Cops/Detectives:
Murat Izmirli
John Cuthbert
Jon Komp Shin
Edward Kasper
Edward Mizner
Kristopher McAfee
Bethany Vee
Jaclyn Fleming
Mark Hulderman
Ben Parks
Internal Affairs Cop #1 - DeMorge Brown
Internal Affairs Cop #2 - Colton Dunn
Uniformed Officer - Steve Agee
Drug Dealer - Ify Nwadiwe
Drug Dealer - Dax Ravina
Drug Dealer - Aaron Ulrich
CREW:
Director/Writer - Andy Bush
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Executive Producer - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
1st AD - Sean Dacanay
PA - Dominic D'Astice
PA - Elizabeth de Leon
PA - Hank Hartnell
Director of Photography - Barry Elmore
Camera Op - George Neinhuis
1st AC (A - Cam) - Aaron Gambel
1st AC (B - Cam) - Allyson Laquian
2nd AC - Lani Wasserman
Gaffer - William Coleman
BB Electric - Joey Waring
Key Grip - Jeff Blasi
BB Grip - Gregg Suits
Hair and Makeup Artist - Jessica Leigh
Hair and Makeup Artist - Erin Blinn
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa McNeely
Wardrobe Stylist - Jule Swinford
Production Designer - Susie Mancini
Set Dec (construction) - Andrew Katz
Set Dec (construction) - Clint Harris
Prop Master - Brad Salo
On Set Dec - Malorie Folino
Sound Mixer - Ben Forman
Stunt Coordinator - Gregg Sargeant
Editor - Ian Skalski and Chris Poole
Very Special Thanks - Keely Kathleen Williams

Stats & Data

Transcript

(sound of white noise from a TV)
(mysterious atmospheric music plays)
(camera shutter sound)

> SO WE'RE MOST LIKELY
WE'RE DEALING WITH
TWO SHOOTERS, AS YOU
CAN SEE FROM THE BLOOD
SPLATTER ON TOP
OF THE SHELF.

> CAN YOU SEE IT?

> I CAN'T SEE A THING.

> CAN WE GET A STEP
LADDER UP HERE?

> ARE YOU AFRAID
OF LADDERS?

> YEAH, ISN'T EVERYBODY.

> Officer: YOU...
I MEAN I CAN LIFT
YOU UP IF YOU WANT.
(crashing sounds
including a cat meowing)

> Male Voice:
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT
ANOTHER YELLOW KING.
THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
REMEMBER HIS FACE.
I WILL NOT BE SHOWING YOU
THIS PICTURE AGAIN.

> I MISSED IT.

> YOU DIDN'T SEE IT?

> I DIDN'T SEE IT.

> HIDING A STRAIGHT CIRCLE.

> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

> WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

> ALRIGHT, THEY'RE AT
RD AND VINE.

> MY FEET WON'T REACH
THE PEDALS.

> PUT THIS
BEHIND YOUR TUCHUS.

> TOLD THEM TO GIVE ME
A SMART CAR.

> SAYS HERE YOU GUYS SLEEP IN
A SHOE BOX.

> THAT'S PERSONAL.

> HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO
BUY SOME COCAINE.

> THE TWO OF YOU HAVE LITERALLY
SOLVED ZERO CASES.

> HEY...

> YOU ARE LUCKY MY
ARMS ARE TOO
SHORT TO REACH YOU.
(sound of someone sneezing)

> HI.

> THAT'S JUST MY
FACE PENIS.

> WE'RE GOING TO NEED
YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE.

> THIS IS A JOKE.

> FINE.

> YOU TWO ARE
TERRIBLE DETECTIVES.

> NO.
WE'RE TINY DETECTIVES.

> OH COME ON GODDAMMIT.

> THAT'S THE WHOLE
THING HERE. OK, THAT'S
WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.

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