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A song inspired by holiday shopping and some of the "gifts" we receive.
Published December 11, 2013 35 views More Info »
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Published December 11, 2013
Dear Santa,

I don't want a CD from the dollar store? musicians that I've never heard of before?

A nice new mug or a Christmas shirt? I smile and say thanks cuz I don't wanna hurt

How many candles do you think I need? A bag of 100 seems a little like greed?

The little white ones they don't even smell? I think that Jesus will send you straight to Hell...

...llo my family come on in? It's that time of year again?

Here comes the gift bag full of clothes? I hope there's a receipt so I can pick out my own

I'm not saying I don't appreciate ? that you couldn't read the tag or you were shopping late?

But the socks are too long and the undies are tight? They used to hang in the middle now they're squished to the right

I Don't wanna nutcracker or a jam tree? No new socks or sweater from my Mommy?

Left over chocolate that expired in 93? No last minute gifts for me

Store bought cookies and Christmas cake? Didn't your mamma teach you how to bake?

The Italian lady right next door says? "How come-a no body bake-a no more?”

You got me a Menorah but I'm not a Jew? Another snow globe with a picture of you?

Probably nothing left at the malls? I'd rather you just kick me right in the ba...

....lls and ornaments for my tree? "Thanks so much they're lovely"?

I'll keep em in the box that's what I'll do? Next year I'll wrap em up and give em back to you

CHORUS

Is this what Jesus had in mind? Is this the legacy he left behind?

Now I know just how I feel? I'm gonna tell your kids that Santa isn't real...

...ly feeling great about your gifting style? You run through the store and just pick an aisle?

The magical bin while you wait in line? All this junk for only $2.99

You always say the holidays are just too much? It should be about family and friends and such?

Well here's a thought you should think over? Next year just become a Jehovah

You'll have to go from door to door They'll turn out the lights and they will ignore?

You just keep on spreading the word? And sing so loud so your voice can be heard

I Don't wanna nutcracker or a jam tree? No new socks or sweater from my mommy?

Left over chocolate that expired in 93? No last minute gifts for?

No last minute gifts for? No last minute gifts for me? No last minute gifts for me.

Love, Nathan

Last Minute Gifts ©2013 Nathan Fleet www.nathanfleet.com
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