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People who call the Supreme Court an "old boys' club" probably don't know about the forts, nudie mags, and no-girls-allowed rulings.
Published July 24, 2014 300k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
CAST
Ginsburg Martha Plimpton
Kagan Jennie Pierson
Kennedy Loudon Wainwright
Breyer Dave Theune
Scalia David Proval
Alito Joe Integlia
Thomas Jim Clayton
Roberts Pat Skinner
Sotomayer Dani Marie
CREW
Director Lauren Palmigiano
Editor Chris Poole
Producer Rachel Goldenberg
Coordinator Ashley Holloway
PA Ross Buran
DP Berenice Eveno
B Camp Op Sevdije Kastrati
Gaffer Nathan Harris
Key Grip Lucas Pitassi
Prod Designer David Offner
Art Director Alicia Peterson
Art PA Kelley Walsh
Makeup Leigh Schwartz
Makeup Asst Jenny Osborne
Sound Ben Forman

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>: (several male voices talking)

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>: WELL I MISS SOTOMAYOR...
>: YOU HAVE A DEPENDENCY...

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>: SHE'S HOT.

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>: C'MON MAN.

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>: GINSBURG I'M KIND
OF TIRED OF...

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(someone grunts)

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>: HOBBY LOBBY TAKES OUT--

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>: BOOM, BOOM, I'M AN
ANGRY FEMINIST AND I WANT

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CONSEQUENCE FREE SEX.

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>: TO BAD, THE WINNER
IS HOBBY LOBBY.

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(both men scream)

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YAAAY!

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>: I LOVE DECIDING THINGS THIS WAY.

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>: CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE.
>: YEAH, YEAH...

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>: HELLO?

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>: SHH, SHH... THEY'LL THINK
WE'RE RECESSED.

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>: WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.

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>: UH, IS SOMEONE OUT THERE?
I CAN'T HEAR ANY

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GIRLS VOICES IN HERE.

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>: DO YOU HEAR ANY
WHINNY MEN'S VOICES?
>: (imitates a chicken)

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>: IT IS ILLEGAL TO FORM A
GOVERNMENT FUNDED ORGANIZATION

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THAT EXCLUDES WOMAN.

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>: MAYBE WE SHOULD LET THEM IN.
>: SHUT UP BRIAN, THEY'RE

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NOT ENTITLED TO BOSS
US AROUND.

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>: SOME DAYS THEY
MAKE GOOD POINTS.

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>: WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
>: UH, GINSBURG'S THE PASSWORD...

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WAS UM, IT WAS BASKETBALL 69.
YEAH, YEAH.

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>: BASKETBALL SIXTY...
YOU CAN'T KEEP US OUT OF THIS

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DISCUSSION.
>: ALRIGHT,

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WHO GAVE KAGAN THE PASSWORD?
>: LISTEN BREYER... OOOH...

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>: FINE, COME IN.

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>: HEY LOOK, WE ALREADY VOTED,
AND WE'RE IN THE MAJORITY.

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SO, YOU LOSE.

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>: OH MY GOD. THEY OUT VOTED US.

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>: YEAH, WE OUTVOTED YOU.
THE MEN WILL ALWAYS

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OUTNUMBER THE WOMAN.

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>: AND WE DON'T EVEN
NEED A FORT.

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>: HEY, THE WORLD IS
OUR FORT. YEAH!

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>: OH, I LOVE BEING A MAN.

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IT'S THE BEST. IT'S SO EASY.

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>: ISN'T IT WEIRD, THAT YOU
ARE ALL VOTING ON WOMAN'S

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ISSUES? AND ALL OF THE FEMALE JUSTICES DISAGREE

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WITH YOU.
>: WEIRD, YOU MEAN LIKE
PERIOD WEIRD (laughs)?

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NO, NO... WE WOULDN'T VOTE
ON PERIODS. WE DON'T VOTE

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ABOUT STUFF WE
DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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>: WISH THAT WERE TRUE.
>: HEY, ARE WE DONE, BECAUSE

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MY BROTHER FOUND THIS
BY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL.

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>: OH, YEAH.
>: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE

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OBJECTIFYING WOMAN IN
FRONT OF THE 3 FEMALE JUSTICES OF

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THE SUPREME COURT.
>: WELL 4 IF YOU COUNT BREYER.

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(laughter)

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>: HEY, JUST FOR FUN,
LET'S VOTE ON EQUAL PAY AGAIN. (laughs)

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>: NO WAY BABY.
NO WAY.

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>: DAMN.

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