Dan Deacon and Liam Lynch are drinking out of cups.
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Description: Dan Deacon and Liam Lynch are drinking out of cups.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
- What does this guy think, he’s an Indian? What is he, a god damn asshole? What the fuck is he doin’? Not ever. No way. Now he’s Johnny Hammersticks. Hammering away like he’s friggin’ Tommy Noble. What the hell is he doin’? Thinks he’s, thinks he’s got it goin’ bossanova. No way. No way. What is this garbage? What is this? Oh, I’m king of the trees. I’m the tree-meister. I count on them. What sometimes I pry, got like the steedlst. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. This guy’s a faggot. Guy’s some sort of faggot Indian in the teepee. Who this guy thinks he’s captain knots. Thinks he’s captain tyin’ knots. When everyone needs some knots tied they go to him. Bullshit. Bullshit. They’s. Bull. This woman’s such a bitch. Thinks he’s Miss Sand. Drinking out of cups. Bein’ a bitch. I bet her fist. I bet her feilisk. Burned. Patterscum fal little kid in the background fuckin’ goin’ crazy. Who’s this guy? Mr. Balloons. Mr. Balloonhands. No way. No way. Get real. Like those things. Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walk-down-me I’m the walkway. Lead me to the building. Fuck you. 5-6-4-3. Yeah, right. Here’s some stupid bitch. Who paid for that floor? Not me. No way. Never paid for no floor ever again. Not once. Not never. Nope. Who’s chair is that? Who brought that god damn chair here. That’s not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That’s what I say. No way. Stupid dresses. Stupid flowers. Lighthouses rule. You don’t like the lighthouse, you suck. What is this, Seahorse Captain? What is this, Seahorse seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited? Seahorse Sea Hell. What is this? Get real. I’m in love with seahorses. I’m in love with them. They’re so beautiful and cute. I’m in love with the seahorses. They’re fuckin’ unreal. I love them. They’re like all the clocks. I love ‘em. I love seahorses. And I love looking at ‘em. And I love seashells. I love seashell things. I love things with seashells and seahorses on ‘em like blankets and towels and little bags. I love ‘em. Seahorses. Forever.
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