Paranormal Saw
In an attempt to film evidence of a haunting, a young couple find more than they bargained for.
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Written by Chris Kula and Eric Appel
Directed by Eric Appel
Starring Scott Davis and Erin McGathy
Graphics and Editing: Osmany Rodriguez and Matt Villines
Pyrotechnics: Sean Boyle and Josh Simpson
Written by Chris Kula and Eric Appel
Directed by Eric Appel
Starring Scott Davis and Erin McGathy
Graphics and Editing: Osmany Rodriguez and Matt Villines
Pyrotechnics: Sean Boyle and Josh Simpson
Added over 3 years ago
4680 funny votes
6594 die votes
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In an attempt to film evidence of a haunting, a young couple find more than they bargained for.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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[Wind Blowing]
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<v Erin McGathy> What are you doing?
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<v Scott Davis> All right. We're gonna film some ghosts.
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<v Erin McGathy> [Sighs] All right. Well don't, I'm trying to get ready for bed. So, just let me.
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<v Scott Davis> All right. Don't, don't pay any attention to the camera. This is just for the ghosts.
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<v Erin McGathy> All right. Can you stop? You're always, this is, this is real for me. And you're, you're making fun of it. I want you to put away the camera.
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<v Scott Davis> Okay, I think, I think it's good.
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<v Scott Davis> Now I can see ghost action!
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<v Eric McGathy> Okay.
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<v Scott Davis> Ghosts!
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[TV Clicks]
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<v Scott Davis> Baby?
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<v Erin McGathy> Hmm?
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<v Scott Davis> Go turn off the TV.
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<v Erin McGathy> I don't wanna turn off the TV.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> Hello, Erin and Scott.
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<v Erin and Scott> Aw!
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<v Erin McGathy> What's this little puppet?
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<v Jigsaw Doll> Tonight, one of you will make the ultimate choice.
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<v Erin McGathy> Where you goin' little puppet? You got a party?
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<v Scott Davis> Ohhh.
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<v Erin McGathy> [giggles] He's got a little party to go to.
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<v Jigsaw Puppet> The choice to end a life.
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<v Erin McGathy> Yeah, it's late. We should go to sleep.
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<v Scott Davis> Yeah, but hold on a second, TV's on.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> But, will it be your own life, or the li-
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[Click]
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<v Scott Davis> Good night.
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[TV Clicks]
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<v Jigsaw Doll> Life is a puzzle, and every living person a piece in it.
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<v Erin McGathy> It's this weird puppet. Again.
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<v Scott Davis> I've seen him on the Jeff Dunham show.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> Erin, how will you fit in the puzzle? Easily.
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<v Erin McGathy> He looks kinda like John Lithgow with makeup on.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> And force something that doesn't fit.
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<v Scott Davis> Good night, puppet. We got ghosts to find.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> ...you will each find an ice pick.
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[TV Clicks]
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[Bang]
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<v Erin McGathy> Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey!
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<v Scott Davis> Hmm?
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<v Erin McGathy> Honey, wake up! [Bang]
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<v Scott Davis> Hmm?
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<v Erin McGathy> Wake up! Honey! Honey! Oh my God! Honey!
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<v Scott Davis> Huh?
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<v Scott Davis> Yeah, yeah. I'm gettin' the camera.
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<v Erin McGathy> Yeah, cause it, it's coming from downstairs.
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<v Erin McGathy> All right. Stay really close to me.
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<v Scott Davis> I'm right behind you.
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[Clunking]
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<v Scott Davis> Do you see anything? Do you?
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<v Erin McGathy> Oh.
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<v Scott Davis> Oh. Oh.
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<v Erin McGathy> Oh, it's this puppet again.
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<v Scott Davis> What? Hey.
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<v Erin McGathy> It's this puppet.
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<v Scott Davis> Hey. Hey guy. I, what, we're kinda sleeping.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> I want to play a game.
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<v Scott Davis> Come on. No, we don't wanna play a game.
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<v Erin McGathy> I thought it was cute before, and now I'm just like blargh.
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<v Scott Davis> Now, I don't like him. All right. Let's throw him away.
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<v Erin McGathy> All right. Should I take his little box, too?
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<v Scott Davis> Yeah, take the box. The cat might choke on it.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> The rules to this game are now just simple. They are golden.
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<v Scott Davis> I can still hear him.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> In the kitchen.
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<v Scott Davis> Now, now it just vibrates.
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<v Erin McGathy> Well, then throw him in the outside garbage.
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<v Scott Davis> There's, there's really good acoustics in that room. Well, yeah, lets, I'll throw him outside.
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<v Erin McGathy> Just put him in the outside garbage.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> As you would have done unto you.
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<v Erin McGathy> I'm so tired.
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<v Scott Davis> I know.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> The question is: Erin...
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<v Scott Davis> Just shut up.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> How much can you have done unto you?
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[Clang]
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<v Scott and Erin> All right. [Erin Laughs]
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<v Scott Davis> Let's go to bed.
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<v Jigsaw Doll> [mumbling]
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<v Scott Davis> I'm tired.
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<v Erin McGathy> Me too.
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[Clang]
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<v Scott Davis> Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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<v Jigsaw Doll> Ahh! Oh God! Ahh! My body! My tiny little body!
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<v Erin McGathy> Did you do this?!
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<v Scott Davis> No!
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<v Erin McGathy> Oh my God! The ghost did this!
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<v Scott Davis> Oh!
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<v Erin McGathy> Aw! That was so sweet of the ghost!
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<v Scott Davis> Aw! Thank you ghost! Aw!
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<v Erin McGathy> Now I can go to sleep.
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<v Scott Davis> I'm gonna go to bed.
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<v Erin McGathy> Let's make a baby!
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[Wind Blowing]
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