Paranormal Saw

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:09.000 [Wind Blowing] 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:11.000 <v Erin McGathy> What are you doing? 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:12.000 <v Scott Davis> All right. We're gonna film some ghosts. 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Erin McGathy> [Sighs] All right. Well don't, I'm trying to get ready for bed. So, just let me. 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Scott Davis> All right. Don't, don't pay any attention to the camera. This is just for the ghosts. 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:25.000 <v Erin McGathy> All right. Can you stop? You're always, this is, this is real for me. And you're, you're making fun of it. I want you to put away the camera. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:29.000 <v Scott Davis> Okay, I think, I think it's good. 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Scott Davis> Now I can see ghost action! 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Eric McGathy> Okay. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v Scott Davis> Ghosts! 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 [TV Clicks] 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.000 <v Scott Davis> Baby? 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Erin McGathy> Hmm? 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Scott Davis> Go turn off the TV. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Erin McGathy> I don't wanna turn off the TV. 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:50.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> Hello, Erin and Scott. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:52.000 <v Erin and Scott> Aw! 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.000 <v Erin McGathy> What's this little puppet? 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> Tonight, one of you will make the ultimate choice. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.000 <v Erin McGathy> Where you goin' little puppet? You got a party? 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.000 <v Scott Davis> Ohhh. 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v Erin McGathy> [giggles] He's got a little party to go to. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:02.000 <v Jigsaw Puppet> The choice to end a life. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Erin McGathy> Yeah, it's late. We should go to sleep. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Scott Davis> Yeah, but hold on a second, TV's on. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> But, will it be your own life, or the li- 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 [Click] 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:10.000 <v Scott Davis> Good night. 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:22.000 [TV Clicks] 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:26.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> Life is a puzzle, and every living person a piece in it. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.000 <v Erin McGathy> It's this weird puppet. Again. 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.000 <v Scott Davis> I've seen him on the Jeff Dunham show. 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> Erin, how will you fit in the puzzle? Easily. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.000 <v Erin McGathy> He looks kinda like John Lithgow with makeup on. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> And force something that doesn't fit. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:40.000 <v Scott Davis> Good night, puppet. We got ghosts to find. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:41.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> ...you will each find an ice pick. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.000 [TV Clicks] 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.000 [Bang] 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:51.000 <v Erin McGathy> Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey! 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:52.000 <v Scott Davis> Hmm? 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:53.000 <v Erin McGathy> Honey, wake up! [Bang] 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:54.000 <v Scott Davis> Hmm? 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:57.000 <v Erin McGathy> Wake up! Honey! Honey! Oh my God! Honey! 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Scott Davis> Huh? 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:00.000 <v Scott Davis> Yeah, yeah. I'm gettin' the camera. 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:01.000 <v Erin McGathy> Yeah, cause it, it's coming from downstairs. 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:02.000 <v Erin McGathy> All right. Stay really close to me. 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.000 <v Scott Davis> I'm right behind you. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.000 [Clunking] 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:06.000 <v Scott Davis> Do you see anything? Do you? 00:02:06.000 --> 00:02:07.000 <v Erin McGathy> Oh. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:08.000 <v Scott Davis> Oh. Oh. 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.000 <v Erin McGathy> Oh, it's this puppet again. 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Scott Davis> What? Hey. 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:12.000 <v Erin McGathy> It's this puppet. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:14.000 <v Scott Davis> Hey. Hey guy. I, what, we're kinda sleeping. 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:16.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> I want to play a game. 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.000 <v Scott Davis> Come on. No, we don't wanna play a game. 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.000 <v Erin McGathy> I thought it was cute before, and now I'm just like blargh. 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:21.000 <v Scott Davis> Now, I don't like him. All right. Let's throw him away. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.000 <v Erin McGathy> All right. Should I take his little box, too? 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:25.000 <v Scott Davis> Yeah, take the box. The cat might choke on it. 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:27.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> The rules to this game are now just simple. They are golden. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.000 <v Scott Davis> I can still hear him. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> In the kitchen. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.000 <v Scott Davis> Now, now it just vibrates. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.000 <v Erin McGathy> Well, then throw him in the outside garbage. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:37.000 <v Scott Davis> There's, there's really good acoustics in that room. Well, yeah, lets, I'll throw him outside. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.000 <v Erin McGathy> Just put him in the outside garbage. 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> As you would have done unto you. 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.000 <v Erin McGathy> I'm so tired. 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:42.000 <v Scott Davis> I know. 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> The question is: Erin... 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:44.000 <v Scott Davis> Just shut up. 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:45.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> How much can you have done unto you? 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:46.000 [Clang] 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:47.000 <v Scott and Erin> All right. [Erin Laughs] 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:48.000 <v Scott Davis> Let's go to bed. 00:02:48.000 --> 00:02:49.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> [mumbling] 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.000 <v Scott Davis> I'm tired. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:51.000 <v Erin McGathy> Me too. 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:52.000 [Clang] 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:53.000 <v Scott Davis> Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:57.000 <v Jigsaw Doll> Ahh! Oh God! Ahh! My body! My tiny little body! 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:58.000 <v Erin McGathy> Did you do this?! 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:59.000 <v Scott Davis> No! 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.000 <v Erin McGathy> Oh my God! The ghost did this! 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:02.000 <v Scott Davis> Oh! 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.000 <v Erin McGathy> Aw! That was so sweet of the ghost! 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:05.000 <v Scott Davis> Aw! Thank you ghost! Aw! 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:07.000 <v Erin McGathy> Now I can go to sleep. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:08.000 <v Scott Davis> I'm gonna go to bed. 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:09.000 <v Erin McGathy> Let's make a baby! 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:23.000 [Wind Blowing]