Written by Chris Kula and Eric Appel Directed by Eric Appel Starring Scott Davis and Erin McGathy Graphics and Editing: Osmany Rodriguez and Matt Villines Pyrotechnics: Sean Boyle and Josh Simpson
Erin McGathy: What are you doing?
Scott Davis: All right. We're gonna film some ghosts.
Erin McGathy: [Sighs] All right. Well don't, I'm trying to get ready for bed. So, just let me.
Scott Davis: All right. Don't, don't pay any attention to the camera. This is just for the ghosts.
Erin McGathy: All right. Can you stop? You're always, this is, this is real for me. And you're, you're making fun of it. I want you to put away the camera.
Scott Davis: Okay, I think, I think it's good.
Scott Davis: Now I can see ghost action!
Eric McGathy: Okay.
Scott Davis: Ghosts!
Scott Davis: Baby?
Erin McGathy: Hmm?
Scott Davis: Go turn off the TV.
Erin McGathy: I don't wanna turn off the TV.
Jigsaw Doll: Hello, Erin and Scott.
Erin and Scott: Aw!
Erin McGathy: What's this little puppet?
Jigsaw Doll: Tonight, one of you will make the ultimate choice.
Erin McGathy: Where you goin' little puppet? You got a party?
Scott Davis: Ohhh.
Erin McGathy: [giggles] He's got a little party to go to.
Jigsaw Puppet: The choice to end a life.
Erin McGathy: Yeah, it's late. We should go to sleep.
Scott Davis: Yeah, but hold on a second, TV's on.
Jigsaw Doll: But, will it be your own life, or the li-
Scott Davis: Good night.
Jigsaw Doll: Life is a puzzle, and every living person a piece in it.
Erin McGathy: It's this weird puppet. Again.
Scott Davis: I've seen him on the Jeff Dunham show.
Jigsaw Doll: Erin, how will you fit in the puzzle? Easily.
Erin McGathy: He looks kinda like John Lithgow with makeup on.
Jigsaw Doll: And force something that doesn't fit.
Scott Davis: Good night, puppet. We got ghosts to find.
Jigsaw Doll: ...you will each find an ice pick.
Erin McGathy: Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey! Honey!
Scott Davis: Hmm?
Erin McGathy: Honey, wake up! [Bang]
Scott Davis: Hmm?
Erin McGathy: Wake up! Honey! Honey! Oh my God! Honey!
Scott Davis: Huh?
Scott Davis: Yeah, yeah. I'm gettin' the camera.
Erin McGathy: Yeah, cause it, it's coming from downstairs.
Erin McGathy: All right. Stay really close to me.
Scott Davis: I'm right behind you.
Scott Davis: Do you see anything? Do you?
Erin McGathy: Oh.
Scott Davis: Oh. Oh.
Erin McGathy: Oh, it's this puppet again.
Scott Davis: What? Hey.
Erin McGathy: It's this puppet.
Scott Davis: Hey. Hey guy. I, what, we're kinda sleeping.
Jigsaw Doll: I want to play a game.
Scott Davis: Come on. No, we don't wanna play a game.
Erin McGathy: I thought it was cute before, and now I'm just like blargh.
Scott Davis: Now, I don't like him. All right. Let's throw him away.
Erin McGathy: All right. Should I take his little box, too?
Scott Davis: Yeah, take the box. The cat might choke on it.
Jigsaw Doll: The rules to this game are now just simple. They are golden.
Scott Davis: I can still hear him.
Jigsaw Doll: In the kitchen.
Scott Davis: Now, now it just vibrates.
Erin McGathy: Well, then throw him in the outside garbage.
Scott Davis: There's, there's really good acoustics in that room. Well, yeah, lets, I'll throw him outside.
Erin McGathy: Just put him in the outside garbage.
Jigsaw Doll: As you would have done unto you.
Erin McGathy: I'm so tired.
Scott Davis: I know.
Jigsaw Doll: The question is: Erin...
Scott Davis: Just shut up.
Jigsaw Doll: How much can you have done unto you?
Scott and Erin: All right. [Erin Laughs]
Scott Davis: Let's go to bed.
Jigsaw Doll: [mumbling]
Scott Davis: I'm tired.
Erin McGathy: Me too.
Scott Davis: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Jigsaw Doll: Ahh! Oh God! Ahh! My body! My tiny little body!
Erin McGathy: Did you do this?!
Scott Davis: No!
Erin McGathy: Oh my God! The ghost did this!
Scott Davis: Oh!
Erin McGathy: Aw! That was so sweet of the ghost!
Scott Davis: Aw! Thank you ghost! Aw!
Erin McGathy: Now I can go to sleep.
Scott Davis: I'm gonna go to bed.
Erin McGathy: Let's make a baby!