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Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
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Editor: Ian Skalski
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(ERIN): THIS IS

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(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.

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(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES AND POLITICS,

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(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,

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(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH

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LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER
MARTINI IN MY LIFE.

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- OOH...
- EVER, EVER, EVER...

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WELL YOUR MARTINI LOVE AFFAIR
STARTED LIKE THE MOST

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AWKWARD ROMANCE IN THE
WORLD, BECAUSE I WAS WITH

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YOU WHEN YOU ORDERED A MARTINI--

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WE BASICALLY, WE HAD A
THREESOME WITH THE MARTINIS.

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- YES.
- YEAH.

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BECAUSE YOU WERE
HAVING MARTINIS TOO.

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BUT BECAUSE OF YOU EXCEPT YOU
WERE HAVING GIN, AND I WAS HAVING

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VODKA.

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IN MINNEAPOLIS I HAD A MARTINI--

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YEAH.

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AT THE RESTAURANT--

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YEP.

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A MARTINI IN BED, WHILE WE
WATCHED REAL HOUSEWIVES.

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WE HAD MARTINIS IN BED.

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GROSS.

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SO GROSS.

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WHILE WATCHING BRAVO.
THEY WON, BRAVO WON.

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NO, NO, WE WEREN'T WATCHING
BRAVO. WE WATCHED BRAVO

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BEFORE WE WENT TO DINNER.

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WE WERE WATCHING
RESTAURANT IN KITCHEN--

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(TOGETHER): WITH
KITCHEN NIGHTMARES.

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WE WATCHED RAMSEY'S KITCHEN.

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THIS IS MARTINIS BEING LIKE,
THESE PEOPLE ARE AWFUL.

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REMEMBER WHEN WE STARTED
THIS TOUR THIS TIME WE WERE

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LIKE EVERY SINGLE TIME WE GO
OUT WE'RE NOT DOING GRILLED

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CHEESE WHEN WE GET HOME,
WE'RE NOT EATING WHEN WE GET HOME--

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WELL WE DIDN'T DO GRILLED
CHEESE WHEN WE GOT HOME--

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NO BUT WE DID--

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WE DID M AND M'S

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WE DID A SOBA NOODLE SALAD--

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WE DID DO A SOBA--

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AND MACARONI AND CHEESE.

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SO, I MEAN...

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BUT NO GRILLED CHEESE.

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WE CAN NOT DO IT.

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WE KEPT OUR PROMISE.

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SEE HERE'S WHAT MY FATAL
FLAW WAS WITH THE MARTINIS.

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YEAH.

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MARTINIS--

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IT WASN'T NEAR, IT WAS
ACTUALLY NEAR FATAL.

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MARTINI DIDN'T TELL ME
THAT IT'S JUST GIN.

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YEAH.

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I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS A
VODKA SODA WHERE THERE WAS

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TINY BITS OF VODKA MIXED
WITH WATER.

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YOU LITERALLY SAID TO ME,
THERE'S A LOT OF GIN IN THIS.

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AND I WAS LIKE, IT'S JUST GIN.

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THAT IS LITERALLY, WITH A
DASH OF VERMOUTH, BUT IT

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WAS PURE ALCOHOL.

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AND I WAS LIKE OOH, OR, OOOH.

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YEP.

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YEAH YOU DID, YOU HELD IT LIKE
A CIGARETTE. ERIN, I'VE NEVER SEEN--

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BUT THEN I THREW UP. YEAH.

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IT WAS, THE BEAST WAS UNLEASHED.
I HAVE NEVER

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EVER SEEN YOU DRUNK, LIKE
THAT DRUNK, BUT THIS WAS

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FULL YOUR BODY LEADING YOU
INTO WALLS. LIKE YOU WERE

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OUT OF CONTROL.

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SPEAKING OF DRUGS.

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I KNOW, I HAD A WHOLE OTHER
ISSUE GOING ON WHILE WE WERE GONE.

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AS YOU KNOW I NOW HAVE A
HORRIBLE FEAR OF FLYING.

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YEAH.

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LIKE I FEEL RIGHT NOW THINGS
ARE GOING REALLY WELL FOR

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ME, AND SO--

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YOU'RE AFRAID OF DYING.

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AND SO I THINK I'M GOING
TO DIE OR SOMETHING.

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YEAH.

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NOW I GET ON A PLANE, AND
I'VE NEVER HAD THIS--

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YOU CAN SAY OR SOMETHING
BUT AGREEING WITH ME.

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- YES.
- BUT YEAH.

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YEAH, THAT COULD BE IT, BECAUSE
NOW I GET ON PLANES

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AND I IMMEDIATELY...

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BUT SO YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD SOME
XANAX THAT YOU COULD GIVE ME--

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I HAVE A LOT OF DRUGS, FROM
SURGERIES, FROM GYM FLOORS, YEAH.

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EXACTLY. YEP, SO I TOOK--

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HALF A XANAX--

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HALF OF XANAX THAT YOU
GAVE ME ON THE PLANE.

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I FELT GREAT. I INITIATED
CONVERSATION.

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YOU WERE READING
THAT NEW YORKER.

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YEAH.

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ABOUT THE LOVE ISSUE--

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YEAH.

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AND THEN I WALKED BACK
AND YOU WERE LIKE...

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HAVE YOU READ THIS
NEW YORKER?

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AND I WAS LIKE NO, AND
YOU GO IT'S GOT WONDERFUL

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STORIES ABOUT LOVE IN IT.
IT INSPIRED ME TO WRITE MY

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OWN LOVE STORY.
AND I WAS LIKE--

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AND I DID. I WROTE A THING
ABOUT MY FIRST LOVE--

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WHO IS THIS PERSON? YOU WERE LIKE,
YOU LIVE IN MINNEAPOLIS?

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YEAH. I'M WRITING A LOVE STORY.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE.

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AND I DID. I WROTE A FULL
STORY ABOUT THE FIRST GUY

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I EVER FELL IN LOVE WITH,
ON XANAX, TALKING TO A WOMAN

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WHO WAS READING
ANGELS AND DEMONS.

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AND HAVING THE TIME
OF YOUR LIFE.

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HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE,
WENT ON A BIKE RIDE IN

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MINNEAPOLIS, HIGH AS A KITE--

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I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW I ALWAYS
ASK YOU IF YOU WANT TO

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GO ON A BIKE RIDE BECAUSE
THAT'S MY THING TO DO.

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YEAH.

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YOU ALWAYS SAY NO.

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ALWAYS.

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AND THIS TIME YOU WERE LIKE,
YEAH WHY NOT.

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AND I WAS LIKE, IT MIGHT RAIN, AND YOU GO

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WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

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WHO WAS I?

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12 HOURS LATER WE HAVE OUR
MARTINIS. THE NEXT DAY WHAT--

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WE'RE ON OUR BIKES GOING TO
THE MUSEUM, SO 2ND DAY ON

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THE BIKE.

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THIS IS DAY 2. I'VE ALREADY SLEPT
THROUGH THE NIGHT ON

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THIS HALF OF XANAX HAS ALREADY
GONE THROUGH MY SYSTEM.

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WE'RE AT A STOP LIGHT AND YOU GO,
DO YOU THINK I COULD OD?

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I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO OD.

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AND I SAID, WELL LET'S GET SOME
FACTS STRAIGHT, YOU'RE ON A

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BICYCLE, WE'RE ABOUT TO GO TO
THE MUSEUM, AND YOU SLEPT

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THROUGH THE NIGHT.

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YOU ALSO DRANK A MARTINI ABOUT
12 HOURS AFTER YOU HAD A XANAX.

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- HALF.
- HALF A XANAX, RIGHT.

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SO, MY ANSWER I THINK, I'M NOT
A DOCTOR BUT IS NO.

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BUT DID I TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT?

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NO YOU DIDN'T. WHAT DID YOU DO,
YOU CALLED POISON CONTROL?

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- I DID.
- YEAH.

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I DID (LAUGHS). I CALLED...

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YOU CALLED POISON CONTROL
ALMOST 24 HOURS AFTER YOU

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HAD A MARTINI, AND ALMOST TWO
DAYS AFTER YOU HAD A XANAX.

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FIRST OF ALL IT WAS ON OF
THE MOST PLEASANT PHONE

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CONVERSATIONS I HAVE EVER
HAD IN MY LIFE.

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HIS NAME WAS RICK. HE WAS CALM,
HE WAS COOL, HE WAS

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COLLECTED. HE ASKED ME WHAT
MY PROBLEM WAS. HE SAID, LIKE

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WHAT'S GOING ON--

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I WISH I WOULD'VE BEEN THERE I
WOULD TELL HIM GIVE HIM THE WHOLE LIST.

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AND I SAID WELL, I'M PROBABLY
OVER REACTING, BUT YESTERDAY

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MORNING I TOOK A HALF A XANAX,
LAST NIGHT I HAD A

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MARTINI, WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
AND I'M SCARED.

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AND HE WAS LIKE, SO
WHAT ARE YOU ON?

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I'M NOT ON ANYTHING,
BUT YESTERDAY--

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DID YOU JUST TELL HIM
YOU HAD A BIKE RIDE?

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I TOOK HALF A XANAX--

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WHILE I'M ON THE HIGH OF A BIKE RIDE.

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I SAW THE CLOCK EXHIBIT AT
THE WALKER, AND THEN I CAME

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HOME ON MY BIKE--

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HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CHERRY IN
THAT SPOON IN THE SCULPTURE...?

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YEAH, THAT'S WHERE I WAS.

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COULD I OD OFF OF THAT?

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AND RICK GOES, OH NO, YOU
HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY--

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I MEAN, EVEN IF YOU WOULD'VE
DONE THOSE THINGS TOGETHER

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IT WOULD'VE TAKEN A LOT OF
ONE OF THOSE THINGS OR BOTH

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FOR ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN,
SO YOU'RE OK, AND I GO

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YEAH I KNEW I WAS OVER REACTING.

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SO YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE RICK.

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NO, I MEAN, OH NO I
REALLY DIDN'T ACTUALLY.

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NO.

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YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC AND
I'M A DRUG ADDICT.

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WE BOTH HAD NEAR DEATH
EXPERIENCES THIS WEEKEND.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO ADAM
RICHMAN IS FROM MAN VS. FOOD?

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IS HE THE ONE ALSO WHO IS
THE VILLAIN IN ROBIN HOOD?

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YEAH. MM-HMM, EXACTLY.

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YEAH.

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HE'S IN HOT WATER HONEY.

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UH-OH.

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AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING BECAUSE HE'S MAKING SPAGHETTI.

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OH THAT'S TO BAD, I WAS GETTING
HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING.

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ADAM LOST A TON OF WEIGHT.

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(BRYAN): YEAH GREAT.

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(ERIN): YEAH, HE LOST 70 LBS.
WHICH IS EQUIVALENT

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TO THE SIZE OF MY DEAD
GOLDEN RETRIEVER.

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(BRYAN): GOD BLESS.

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(ERIN): YEAH, GOD BLESS
MOJO. ON ONE OF HIS

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FACEBOOK PHOTOS HE HAD
PUT THIS CAPTION ON IT.

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IT SAID, HAD ORDERED THIS
SUIT FROM SAVILE ROW TAILOR OVER A

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YEAR AGO. I DON'T KNOW--

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SAVILE ROW. IT'S LIKE--

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WHAT IS IT?

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IT'S LIKE A HIGH END--

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SO BRAGGING?

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- YEAH.
- YEAH.

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OK, I THINK I'M GOING
TO NEED TO TAKE IT IN A LITTLE.

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ELLIPSES WITH
THESE HASHTAGS.

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HASHTAG VICTORY,
YOU KNOW LIKE--

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LIKE WEIGHT LOSS
VICTORY.

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WHEN WE WON
WORLD WAR 2--

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- RIGHT.
- THAT KIND OF VICTORY.

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LET THE RIVER RUN.

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YEAH. HASHTAG, EYES
ON THE PRIZE.

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AND THIS IS THE ONE

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HE GOT IN TROUBLE FOR,
AND HASHTAG THINSPIRATION.

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NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS

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HASHTAG, AND WHO
USES IT USUALLY.

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ANOREXICS USUALLY.

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YEAH, IT'S PRO ANOREXIC,
PRO BULIMIA.

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A COUPLE OF LADIES WHO WERE
CONCERNED HE WAS USING THIS

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HASHTAG COMMENTED ON THE
THING, AND IT STARTED A

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FLAME WAR ESSENTIALLY. THE
TRAVEL HOST TOLD ONE OF

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THE WOMAN, DILLIGAF, WHICH
IS DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.

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HE CALLED ANOTHER GIRL A CUNT.
WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT IT

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IS THEY'RE TRYING TO EDUCATE
HIM THAT THIS IS A FEMALE

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EATING DISORDER, WELL THERE
ARE MALE EATING DISORDERS,

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BUT FOR THE MOST PART IT'S
FEMALE EATING DISORDER HASHTAG.

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RIGHT.

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THEN HE'S CALLING SOMEONE
A CUNT FOR POINTING IT OUT.

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HE THEN CONTINUED HIS RANT
BY SUGGESTING ONE OF THE

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PEOPLE WHO COMMENTED
COMMIT SUICIDE.

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HE SAID, I LEGITIMATELY DON'T
GIVE A FUCK ABOUT

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HATERS.

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(LAUGHS)

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WHICH YOU DO BECAUSE YOU ARE
RESPONDING TO THEM--

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THAT'S SO FUNNY. IT'S THE
FUNNIEST WORD TO ME.

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I KNOW.

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BECAUSE IT'S LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS
USE THAT ON LIKE YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HATERS,
THIS IS THE RAIN

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COAT I BOUGHT.

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YEAH.

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LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
IT'S SO STUPID.

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BUT IT'S ALSO, YOU DO CARE
ABOUT THE HATERS BECAUSE

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YOU'RE RESPONDING.
IF YOU'RE RESPONDING TO ANYBODY

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THEN YOU CARE ABOUT
WHAT'S HAPPENING.

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YEAH.

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- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- YEAH.

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I MEAN IF YOU REALLY DON'T
GIVE A FUCK THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

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YEAH.

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THEN GO ABOUT YOUR
DAY WITH YOUR SUITS.

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YEAH. BE FERGIE.

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YEAH. SERIOUSLY GRAB A
RAZOR BLADE AND DRAW A BATH.

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I DOUBT ANYONE
WILL MISS YOU.

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FINE, I MEAN LIKE,
HERE'S THE THING--

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ALL OF THIS IN RESPONSE TO--

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YES.

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SOMEONE BEING LIKE, HEY I
DON'T THINK YOU KNOW WHAT

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YOU'RE DOING WITH THIS
HASHTAG PLEASE ALLOW US TO--

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IT WOULD ALMOST BE DIFFERENT
IF SOMEONE HAD TWEETED AT

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HIM AND LIKE, YOU WERE FAT
THEN, YOU'RE STILL

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FUCKING FAT, YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE FAT, YOU'RE DISGUSTING,

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YEAH.

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THEN TO BE LIKE GO KILL
YOURSELF IS LIKE, FINE.

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FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO.

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YEAH EXACTLY.

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BUT THIS IS NOT
DOING THAT.

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NO, THIS IS OFF
THE FUCKING RAILS.

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SO HE APOLOGIZED TWICE,
KIND OF, THE FIRST THING HE SAID

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ON HIS TWITTER WAS YES, I
RESPONDED TO THE INTERNET

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HATE RECENTLY WITH VILE
WORDS DIRECTED AT THOSE

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WHO WAS HATING ME. I AM SORRY.
I SHOULD KNOW BETTER,

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AND WILL DO BETTER.

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THAT TWEET WAS ERASED, AND
NOW HE'S RELEASED ANOTHER

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THING WHERE HE SAID, I WANT
TO APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF MY

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INEXCUSABLE REMARKS. MY
BEHAVIOR WAS UNBECOMING, AND

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UNACCEPTABLE. I'VE LONG
STRUGGLED WITH MY BODY IMAGE

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AND I'VE WORKED VERY HARD
TO ACHIEVE A HEALTHY WEIGHT.

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ALL THE MORE REASON YOU
SHOULD BE ABSOLUTELY, 100%,

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SENSITIVE TO THIS IDEA THAT
YOU'RE USING A HASHTAG

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THAT IS USED BY PEOPLE WHO
HAVE EATING DISORDERS.

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DOES EVERYONE KNOW WHAT
A CHILL PILL IS?

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GOOD QUESTION.

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AND IT IS A XANAX.

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BUT I DON'T KNOW IF HE IS ONE,
BUT LET ME TELL YOU

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SOMETHING ABOUT ITALIANS.

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OOH.

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THEY HAVE A VERY PASSIONATE
MEAN STREAK, AND THEN THEY

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COME BACK TO NEUTRAL, AND
THEN THEY SAY SOMETHING MEAN.

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YEAH.

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ITALIANS ARE VERY--

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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
ANYBODY IRRATIONAL.

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VERY, VERY--

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- ARGENTINIAN?
- YEAH.

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SAME THING.

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IRISH, POLISH, PORTUGAL AMERICANS...

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THEIR BLOOD WARMS UP QUICKER.

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CANADIANS, MEXICANS, YEAH--

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VERY...

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THIS IS KIND OF LIKE THE
TOPPER ON THE CAKE. THE

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CHERRY ON THE CUPCAKE.

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THE CHERRY ON THE
WEDDING CAKE.

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YEAH THE CHERRY ON
THE WEDDING CAKE.

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I FOUND HIS APOLOGY ON U.S.,
ON U.S. WEEKLY... NOPE, US WEEKLY

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USA TODAY?

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- US WEEKLY.
- OH, US WEEKLY

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THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO MAGAZINE
AND SUBSCRIPTIONS I GET.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING
STORY WAS A HYPERLINK TO AN

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ARTICLE CALLED CELEBRITY
WEIGHT FLUCTUATIONS.

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GREAT.

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SO IT'S LIKE THE MOST
LEASE SELF AWARE--

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WHICH IS A NICE WAY TO SAY,
LOOK AT THESE FUN PICTURES OF

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PEOPLE WHO ARE PRETTY
WHO GOT FAT.

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- YEAH.
- YEAH.

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AND THIS ARTICLE ABOUT HOW
A MAN RESPONDED TO PRO ANOREXIC

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HASHTAG THAT HE WAS
INAPPROPRIATELY USING, AND

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THEN GOT DEFENSIVE ABOUT.

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YOU CAN'T KNOW
EVERYTHING, RIGHT.

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RIGHT.

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HE MIGHT'VE SEEN THINSPIRATION
SOMEWHERE ELSE--

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RIGHT.

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AND THEN LIKE THAT'S AN
APPROPRIATE THING FOR

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ME TO USE HERE.

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BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT IS IT MAKES IT

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SEEM LIKE OH, I'M INSPIRED TO GET THIN.

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LIKE THAT'S WHAT IT
WOULD SEEM LIKE.

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BUT IF SOMEONE'S LIKE,
HEY YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW THIS

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BUT THIS IS WHAT THIS IS THE
REACTION SHOULDN'T BE,

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WELL FUCK YOU,
YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

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RIGHT.

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LIKE, TAKE A CHILL PILL,
THINK ABOUT IT.

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AGAIN, THERE'S A CERTAIN
KIND OF PERSON...

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WHO HAS A FIRE.

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YEAH.

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WITHIN THEM.

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DRAGONS.

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THAT'S BORN THROUGH THEIR
BLOODLINE, AND THEY GENERALLY

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LIVE IN VERY SPICEY ENVIRONMENTS.

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YEAH, INDIANS.

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AND LOVE TOMATO SAUCE.

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IRAQIS.

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THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.

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OH, ITALIANS, YEAH. ENGLAND.

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YEP. ANYWHERE THAT GROWS
TOMATOES (LAUGHS), WATCH OUT.

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ERIN YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF
THE SCARIEST DAYS OF MY EXISTENCE.

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OH, BECAUSE OF THE WORLD CUP?

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WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
WAS GOING ON. I WALKED OUTSIDE

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OF MY APARTMENT AND
SCREAMS EVERYWHERE.

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- THAT WAS ME.
- IT WAS YOU?

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I WATCHED THE WORLD CUP.

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YOU DID?

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I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT
SPORTS NOW BECAUSE I PLAYED

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BASKETBALL, AND I KNOW WHAT
A ZONE DEFENSE IS AND I

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UNDERSTAND WHEN PEOPLE ARE
TALKING ABOUT IT.

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WELL ALL I KNOW IS WHEN I
WALKED OUT YESTERDAY, AND I

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THOUGHT, IT'S COME, THE END
OF THE WORLD IS HERE.

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PUT ON MY HEAD DRESS THAT I
MADE FOR COMMUNICATING WITH--

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ALIENS.

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YEAH.

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- WITH ECHO?
- EXACTLY.

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I DID MY WHOLE, BECAUSE I
WAS LATE TO HAIL BOPP.

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I WAS ON A ROAD TRIP, AND I
WAS MAKING MY WAY BACK WHEN

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THEY WENT TO THE COMET.

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BUT YOU WERE EARLY FOR MMMBOP.

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I WAS SO EARLY FOR MMMBOP.

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YEAH.

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BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
CARRIED AWAY ON HALLEY'S

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COMET, AND IT DIDN'T
WORK OUT FOR ME.

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FIFA. YOU MAY OR
MAY NOT KNOW--

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SUPER CORRUPT. I KNOW.
I KNOW SPORTS.

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YEAH. ONE OF THE WORSE
ORGANIZATIONS IN EXISTENCE.

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I THINK WE ALL KNOW--

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EVERYBODY AGREES WITH YOU.
EVEN FIFA, THEY'RE LIKE,

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YEAH WE'RE DOING IT. WE'RE
NOT GOING TO STOP.

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IT'S THE WORSE.

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THEY HAVE TRIED TO COME DOWN
HARD AGAINST, SORT OF A ZERO

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TOLERANCE POLICY AGAINST RACISM
IN THESE GAMES FROM

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FANS, FROM TEAMS. WELL THE
MEXICAN TEAM HAS BEEN THROWING OUT.

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THEY DID IT FIRST IN THEIR
MATCHUP AGAINST--

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THE TEAM OR THOSE FANS?

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NO THE FANS, SORRY, THE FANS.

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HAVE BEEN THROWING OUT THE
WORD PUTO AT THE CAMERA--

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AT THE BRAZIL TEAM THEY DID IT,
AGAINST THE BRAZILIANS,

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AND AGAINST THE UM--

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THE SWEEDS?

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THE CAMA--

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THE CAMERONIANS?

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YES. HOWEVER YOU SAY THAT. AND
PUTO MEANS FAG IN SPANISH.

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AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT THEY'VE
JUST BEEN LIKE HURLING, HURLING, HURLING.

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THEY DID IT AT THE A--

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DO THEY CHANT IT?

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YES, BUT THEN THE BRAZILIAN FANS
ALSO STARTED SAYING IT.

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FUN.

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PEOPLE WERE UPSET THAT SORT OF
FIFA WAS DOING NOTHING ABOUT THIS,

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THAT THERE WAS NO--

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- OF COURSE.
- YEAH.

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THERE'S AN ORGANIZATION
CALLED FARE, F-A-R-E.

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THAT IS THE WING OF FIFA THAT IS
SORT OF THE ANTI-RACISM

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WING, AND HOMOPHOBIA--

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THEY HAVE A FULL WING FOR IT?

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YES, BECAUSE THEY KNOW HOW
CRAZY THESE GAMES CAN GET, AND HOW--

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SOCCER...

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PASSIONATE PEOPLE CAN BE. AGAIN
THE BLOODLINES, AND

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THAT KIND OF THING. WHAT FIFA
HAS IN PLACE IS SORT

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OF ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES
AGAINST RACISM FOR INSTANCE

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I BELIEVE IT WAS THE CROATIAN
TEAM, AND THE

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RUSSIAN FANS, THEY UNFURLED
NEO NAZI BANNERS, IN THEIR,

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IN THEIR GAMES. WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY--

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH EUROPE SPORTS?
I THINK AMERICAN

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SPORTS ARE AWFUL, AND THEN
I REMEMBER SOCCER EXISTS OVER THERE.

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A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN
COMMENTING THAT PUTO IS

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NOT A HOMOPHOBIC WORD.
THEY MEAN IT SORT OF LIKE IN A

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WAY THAT--

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THERE HAVE BEEN A LOT OF
INTERNET COMMENTS THAT HAVE

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BEEN LIKE, THEY DON'T MEAN
IT LIKE THAT.

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LITERALLY THIS WAS ONE OF
THEM. IT'S A TRADITION TO

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SCREAM THE WORD PUTO IN
THESE MATCHES THAT ONLY

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STARTED IN 2003 THAT PEOPLE
STARTED SCREAMING THIS.

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OH A LONG STANDING TRADITION.

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EXACTLY.

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THROUGH THE MIDDLE AGES. YEAH.

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IT CAME WAY, WAY TOO LATE.

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OH, IT WAS A NEW TRADITION.

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YEAH, BUT REALLY NOTHING
THAT HAS BEEN

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DONE ABOUT IT. THE MEXICAN
SOCCER COACH MIGUEL HERRERA,

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HAS SAID THAT HE DIDN'T
THINK THE SLUR WAS THAT BAD.

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BASICALLY THESE TEAMS ARE
GETTING WARNINGS, BUT NOTHING--

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NOTHINGS HAPPENING.

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NOTHING MORE SERIOUS
THAN THAT AT ALL.

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LIKE FIFA IS GOING TO DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

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EXACTLY. IT'S REALLY HARD
TO WRAP YOUR BRAIN AROUND THE FACT

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THAT FIFA WOULDN'T BE
TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL--

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WOULDN'T BE TAKING IT
SERIOUSLY. YEAH.

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WOULDN'T BE TAKING IT
SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE THEY'VE

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ALREADY AWARDED THE 2018
WORLD CUP TO RUSSIA WHICH AS

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WE KNOW HAS A GAY PROPAGANDA
LAW, AND 2022 AS WE KNOW

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QATAR WHICH HAS--

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GIVE UP.

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A MILLION REASONS, I MEAN
THERE IS A HUGE LIST AS TO

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WHY THE GAMES SHOULD NOT BE
THERE. OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE OF

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ALLEGATIONS OF ANTI BRIBERY--

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CORRUPTION--

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AND CORRUPTION AND
EVERYTHING LIKE THAT.

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NOW QATAR HAS WHAT
THEY CALL A GAY TEST.

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OH FUN.

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WHERE BASICALLY WHERE MEDICAL
CHECKS WOULD BE DONE

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TO PREVENT TRANSGENDER PEOPLE
FROM ENTERING THOSE COUNTRIES.

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WHAT?

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SO IN OTHER WORDS THEY
WOULD INSPECT YOU.

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EWW... WHY? THAT'S SO AWFUL.

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TO KEEP THEM OUT, TO MAKE SURE,
I GUESS THAT THEY WOULD HAVE

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GENETIC TESTS TO PROVE THAT YOU
WERE BORN A MAN OR BORN A

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WOMAN, BECAUSE THEY WOULDN'T
ACTUALLY WANT YOU IN THAT COUNTRY.

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SO WHEN SEPP BLATTER WAS
ASKED ABOUT THIS, THE GUY WHO IS--

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(ERIN): UH-HUH. I'LL NEVER
FORGET WHO HE IS.

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(BRYAN): FIFA'S PRESIDENT.
HE SUGGESTED THAT HOMOSEXUAL

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FUTBOL FANS WOULD JUST HAVE
TO REFRAIN FROM SEXUAL ACTIVITY

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IN QATAR. YEP, YEP.

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DURING THE GAME?
NOT HAPPENING.

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I MEAN, YOU COULD BE
IMPRISONED IN QATAR FOR

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BEING GAY--

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YEAH.

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THEY'LL JUST SEND YOU
STRAIGHT TO PRISON.

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AND HE SAID, WELL BUT WHAT
YOU'RE SPEAKING ABOUT IS

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NOW GOING INTO
ETHICS AND MORALS.

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SO CLEARLY THIS GUY IS A
TOTAL HOMOPHOBE BY THE WAY--

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YEAH, ETHICS AND MORALS SO
LIKE LET'S GET'EM FUCKING

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STRAIGHT EVERYBODY.

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EXACTLY.

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QATAR'S A NATION WITH OBVIOUSLY
CRAZY HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES.

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YEAH.

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AND BASICALLY SLAVE LABOR, UM,
NOT EVEN BASICALLY IT IS--

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EVERYTHING IN GAME OF THRONES
IS TAKEN FROM QATAR, YEAH.

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EXACTLY. WHEN YOU'RE NOT
COMING DOWN AGAINST SOMETHING,

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YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY CONDONING IT.

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YEAH.

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AND I DON'T KNOW, A MILLION
CHILDREN, FANS EVERYWHERE

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ACROSS THE WORLD WATCHING
SOMEONE SCREAM FAG AT A PLAYER,

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I GET THAT THERE IS A SORT OF
RIBBING, I GET THAT THERE

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IS LIKE, YOU KNOW I MEAN,
YOU BOO AT GAMES I ASSUME.

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YEAH.

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THIS IS SORT OF GROSS. IT'S LIKE--

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IT'S AWFUL.

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YEAH, IT'S LIKE SCREAMING
THE N-WORD AT SOMEBODY.

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CAN I-- WOULD I BE OK IF I
STILL WATCH THE USA GAMES?

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NO, BUT YOU WOULD BE OK
IF YOU WATCHED THE USA NETWORK.

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CHARACTERS WELCOME.

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THAT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION.

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CHARACTERS WELCOME.

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CHARACTERS WELCOME.

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