Will Ferrell, a native Floridian, has a message for Florida (and the rest of... more »

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October 10, 2016
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♪ ♪
Will Ferrell: Oh hi,
I'm Will Ferrell.
Will Ferrell: Most of you know that
I grew up in Florida,
Will Ferrell: living the Florida life.
Will Ferrell: And even though I live in Hollywood
now I still consider Florida my home.
Will Ferrell: I mean, I don't have a choice.
I got to live out here,
Will Ferrell: 'cause this is where I make the money,
but my heart will always be in Florida.
Will Ferrell: And there's so much to like,
so much to do in Florida, right?
Will Ferrell: Like ride a fan boat
through the Everglades. Huh!
Will Ferrell: Sport fishing.
Best in the world.
Will Ferrell: Drive down to
the Florida Keys.
Will Ferrell: Key lime pie.
Mmmm.
Will Ferrell: And if you're feeling really Florida,
you could also vote in the
Will Ferrell: upcoming election that just might
determine the fate of the entire planet.
Will Ferrell: Now I know what
you're thinking:
Will Ferrell: Voting? Florida?
Will Ferrell: Who has the time?
We've got so many great
things to do here.
Will Ferrell: We got gators to wrestle,
and neon to wear,
and beaches to hit.
Will Ferrell: But this year,
I'm going to find time to vote,
Will Ferrell: because I turned on the
news the other day,
Will Ferrell: and we've got a real
shit storm out there.
Will Ferrell: I'm never going to tell
you who to vote for,
Will Ferrell: that's a personal
decision,
Will Ferrell: but I know that you know
in your heart of hearts,
Will Ferrell: whoever you vote for,
that's the right one,
Will Ferrell: because the other one...
Will Ferrell: Ehh!
Will Ferrell: But the one you vote for,
mmmm, I like.
Yeah.
Will Ferrell: People always forget
about Florida.
Will Ferrell: You know, we're like a national
joke until we control the election.
Will Ferrell: Right?
And then who's laughing?
Will Ferrell: When we control the election,
no other state is allowed in Florida.
Will Ferrell: That's the privilege
we'll have.
Will Ferrell: You can vote anytime between
October 24th and November 6th.
Will Ferrell: That's 1-2-3-4-5-6.
Will Ferrell: That's like 50 days.
Will Ferrell: And it all leads up
to election day.
Will Ferrell: What's your excuse
not to vote, huh?
Will Ferrell: Don't have a ride?
No problem,
I'll come pick you up.
Will Ferrell: Don't have identification?
You can borrow mine.
Not a big deal.
Will Ferrell: Don't have proper dress slacks?
I've got a ton.
Will Ferrell: I've got a whole closet full of
voting dress slacks you can borrow.
Will Ferrell: You can head over to the website
RockTheVote.com/FOD,
Will Ferrell: and you'll find your
own polling location.
Will Ferrell: Yep, stupid comedy website
Funny or Die will tell you
where to vote.
Will Ferrell: What a world.
Just make sure you're
registered by October 11th,
Will Ferrell: or you don't get to vote.
Will Ferrell: You help your democracy,
do your duty,
Will Ferrell: and be back in the
Epcot center before you know it.
Will Ferrell: And what could be
more fun than that?
♪ ♪
Will Ferrell: Seriously though,
you're going to vote right?
Will Ferrell: 'Cause I'm...
Will Ferrell: I'm really scared about
where this is going.
Will Ferrell: I mean think about it,
if the wrong person gets in
Will Ferrell: come November 10th
you're going to be--
Will Ferrell: you're going to be
really mad at yourself
Will Ferrell: and there's no
turning back, so...
Will Ferrell: Just vote.
Come on.
Will Ferrell: [softly] I'm so scared.
Will Ferrell: I'm so scared.
Will Ferrell: So scared.
Will Ferrell: I'm so scared.

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