Tough Guy

One of our earliest videos. It's the legend of the Tough Guy: his name is Johnny. He comes into your house, steals your milk, and dirties himself to your children's cartoons. He's bad to the bone.

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Description: One of our earliest videos. It's the legend of the Tough Guy: his name is Johnny. He comes into your house, steals your milk, and dirties himself to your children's cartoons. He's bad to the bone.

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