We forced two TV-loving young men to watch every single channel in our cable package. They almost didn't make it.Parker and Wes' Live Blog Of The Challenge
- May 14, 2015
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May 14, 2015
> I need help.
> Hey I bought the ninja.
> Seemed like a cool thing.
> What is he going to have you do with TV?
> Hey I'm Parker, and I work in the entertainment business.
> I'm Wes, and I'm an aspiring musician, and I'm ready to rock.
> Today we're going to watch 11 hours of television at Funny or Die.
> You're watching every channel that we have for 5 minutes each for 10 hours.
Are you ready?
> Let's get into it, huh?
> Let's do this.
> See you in 10 hours.
> We are officially starting.
> Rocking and rolling.
(sounds like a commercial is playing in the background)
> This is an infomercial based on porn celebrities?
> It's based for people who dig the celeb life.
> You know when it's sad when you watch old TV like this, a lot of the older
people, that guy right there, probably dead.
> Most likely dead.
> What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
> Ok, ok, now I see where...we're rolling on this.
(the tablet device says "he's the man" over and over)
> You done?
> This is the climax
> Thank God. Change the channel.
> I don't want to.
> Oh, games on - games on.
> Game is on.
> Here's a dumb question, and I'm a sports guy, what's a Cavalier?
> It's like a confident horseback rider.
> That's...I don't trust that at all. I don't trust infomercial stuff, and
the fact that they can do these kind of things, I feel like someone is going to
> Now what they've done is
they've combined infomercial and Spanish language channels into one.
> You're being an a-hole.
> Yeah, I'm not doing this...nuhhh.
> Just watch TV.
> I guess we got to watch the TV.
> Let's just watch TV.
> Peace, brother.
> That was a full on bird right there.
> Why is this...seriously?
> What the fuck?
> Seriously, what channels actually has stuff on them?
> Shut up.
> Dude, I feel...
> Half way mark!
> I'm so...
> Fuck yeah dude.
Ah, here we go.
> We did it!
> We got to the half way mark.
> Half way!
You know it would be easy if we had 20 channels, and we could choose exactly
what channels we want. Channels to keep.
> The basketball channel.
> Golf. I like golf.
> More movie channels.
, 5, 6, 7, 8 channels we have so far.
> I'll go with E!.
> Oh yeah, keep the E!.
> Yeah, I'll watch a Kim Kardashian marathon.
> See you only need like 20 channels. 20 channels tops.
(you hear him attempting to make beats)
> So you give me this QVC bull, and you give me hot sauce shitty...
> Let me pick the channels I want.
Boo to this.
> Where's the remote?
> It's on the charger.
> Where? Oh.
> Oh god.
> Oh, there's the charger.
> How you fellas doing?
> I've been better.
> I've been better.
> Nice spread here. We got a little surprise for you guys coming up.
We're going to get you guys robed up, and have some fun in here.
> You guys deserve a break.
> No Joe, it's too much.
> Listen, I'm not a masseuse, but I'm telling you right now,
I'm seeing how much jelly he's putting on you,
it seems like too much.
> So over this.
I didn't get a massage, and I'm pretty sure that guy isn't a masseuse.
> He's definitely not a masseuse.
> I'm sick of these bullshit channels.
> So about one more hour huh?
> Dude, it's like nowadays they are just filming everything--
> --anything they can film.
Oh let's just make that a TV show. We get it.
Nothing but trash. Nothing but straight trash on these networks.
Cops reloaded. Alright, now this is a show.
> I mean this is just a classic show.
> Happy Mother's Day from CMT. Hashtag #CopsReloaded.
> 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
(You hear the room cheering and celebrating)
> You guys did it.
You did it.
> Alright guys, that was awesome. We did it. You guys watched every channel
for 10 hours with no breaks at all. How do you feel?
> What do you want me to say?
> Let's just focus on the fact that we did it.
It was awesome, and we proved you don't need all those channels. Am I right?
> I could've told you that without doing this.
> To be honest, this was not necessary to do that.
> All you gotta do is ask, and I could'a told you.
> Now we know it for sure.