Drunk History: Douglass & Lincoln (Starring Will Ferrell & Don Cheadle)
Premiering on Funny Or Die Presents Feb. 19th on HBO @ Midnight
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Premiering on Funny Or Die Presents Feb. 19th on HBO @ Midnight
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Announcer> And now, something from Funny or Die presents.
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<v Jen Kirkman> Today we're gonna talk about Frederick Douglass. Abraham Lincoln, I am friends with Douglass. I am a former slave who, and he's like, shh! I know who you are, it's been explained to me. I've been following your career forever. Be quiet. I'm into it. Now, let's talk.
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<v Jen Kirkman> I would do more about him, but I will lay down. My legs are showing. I wanted to lose weight before this. Wait, don't show it, it's too white. I wanna lay down and have a drink. No, you know what I'm gonna do?
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<v Jen Kirkman> Frederick Douglass he's like, guess what, Abraham Lincoln? I have to tell you three things. Blacks should fight in the war. Two, black soldiers who do fight in the war should get equal pay as whites. Three, if they're prisoners of war, don't kill them. And Lincoln's like, yeah, I think we can do this.
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<v Jen Kirkman> Why do I feel like my, I didn't take my pants off or anything, did I? Cause I feel like I have no pants on.
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More by FODPresents, Don Cheadle, and Will Ferrell
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- great site
- i think this site is amazing. a.m.a.z.i.n.g!
- Oh Em Gee, WTF? Where is the complete episode? I have been a fan since the beginning, and this is how you do me? Shame on you all! Why not just abbreviate every fod exclusive? Will I have to pay to see it next time? Go to your room, and think about what you have done.
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