Ghostbusters Return

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WEBVTT 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:10.000 <v Benjamin> [Crying] Oh, Shelley. I miss you so much. 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:13.000 <v Shelley> Benjamin. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Benjamin> Oh my God. Shelley? 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.000 <v Shelley> Yes, my love. 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 <v Benjamin> I miss you so much. 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Shelley> I miss you so much. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.000 <v Benjamin> I wanna hug you, and I wanna kiss you. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.000 <v Shelley> I need you. 00:00:23.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Benjamin> Can I please, just? Can't we kiss just this once? 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.000 <v Shelley> Yes my love. Kiss me now. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.000 [Men Screaming] 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:33.000 <v Shelley> [Screaming] 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Benjamin> No! You guys, what are you doing?! 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Dr. Raymond Stantz> Ghost bustin'! 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:36.000 <v Dr. Egon Spengler> Yeah! 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Benjamin> Why are you doing this?! 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Shelley> [Screaming] 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:42.000 <v Ghostbusters> Woo! 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.000 <v Dr. Peter Vinkman> Throw the trap! 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:47.000 <v Shelley> [Screaming] 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Egon> It worked, boys! 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Peter> Loving it! 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:50.000 <v Shelley> Why!? 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Ray> Pull it! 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 <v Egon> Woo! 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Ray> Yeah, man. Ho! 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Benjamin> Why would you do that?! 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v Ghostbusters> 'Cause ghostbustin' makes me feel good! 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Benjamin> That was my wife you as*holes! I haven't seen her in two years! 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.000 <v Ghostbusters> Uh, I, uh, oh gosh... 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Benjamin> Why would you bust her?! Where is she? 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:12.000 <v Peter> She's in the trap. 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.000 <v Ray> She's in here. 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:14.000 <v Benjamin> Get her out of there! 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:19.000 <v Ray> Uh, I don't think that is doable. It's, it's like an in hole, it's not an out hole. It... 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:21.000 <v Peter> Things don't come out of there. 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:22.000 <v Egor> Not gonna happen. 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:25.000 <v Benjamin> Oh, God, Shelley! Please know that I love you. 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:26.000 <v Egor> She can't hear you, sir. 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:27.000 <v Benjamin> Why?! 00:01:27.000 --> 00:01:30.000 <v Egor> She is like a milkshake right now. She is dead now. She has never been more dead. 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.000 <v Ray> Good ghosts, bad ghosts, it, there's only one dial on the spectrometer. 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:34.000 <v Benjamin> Get her out of there! 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:38.000 <v Ray> I've got like thirty other ghosts in there and if I open it up for her they're all gonna get out. 00:01:38.000 --> 00:01:41.000 <v Peter > Tell you what we'll do. We'll buy you groceries. For the week. 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:46.000 <v Egor> Actually, uh, I'm getting a really high reading on the spectrometer right now. There might be some other aberrations in the vicinity. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:47.000 <v Benjamin> Where? 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.000 <v Katie> Daddy? 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:49.000 <v Ghostbusters> Bust it! 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:54.000 <v Benjamin> No, no no! Don't, don't bust this ghost! It's a good ghost! This is my daughter, Katie. You maniacs! Jesus! 00:01:56.000 --> 00:01:57.000 <v Benjamin> I'm sorry, sweetie. 00:01:57.000 --> 00:01:59.000 <v Katie> What happened to me, daddy? 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Benjamin> You had to go away. And it hurts, really bad. But, uh, I promise you, I promise you nothing is ever gonna hurt you ever again. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.000 [Door Slams] 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:14.000 <v Baron Vaughn> Sorry I'm late! 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:20.000 [Screaming] 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.000 <v Katie> Ow! It hurts, daddy! 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:22.000 <v Peter> Throw the trap! 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.000 <v Benjamin> No! 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:26.000 <v Katie> Daddy, you really broke your promise! 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.000 <v Ghostbusters> Woo! Yeah! [Cheering] 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.000 <v Peter> Like mother, like daughter! 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:37.000 <v Benjamin> Why don't you guys look and check to see who the ghost is?! 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.000 <v Baron> 'Cause bustin' makes me feel good! 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.000 <v Ray> Bustin' makes me feel good! 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:44.000 <v Peter> Doodle doodle doo. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:47.000 <v Benjamin> You knew that wasn't a bad ghost! 00:02:47.000 --> 00:02:49.000 <v Egor> As soon as I pulled the trigger I did feel bad. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.000 <v Ray> Man, we really should be going. But, if you ever have any legitimate paranormal concerns, who ya gonna call? 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:54.000 <v Benjamin> F**k you. 00:02:54.000 --> 00:03:02.000 <v Egor> Fair enough. You will bounce back. People go through a lot of bad stuff, and you will, you seem like a strong guy. Play the field a little bit, right? That... 00:03:02.000 --> 00:03:03.000 <v Benjamin> Get out of my house. Please. 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:05.000 <v Egor> Okay. Pleasure meeting you. 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:14.000 <v Ray> Hi. I think we forgot the trap. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.000 <v Benjamin> [Crying]