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The Ghostbusters are back! And they're sort of assholes.
Published November 14, 2010 370k views Immortal More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Director: Ben Weinstein
Writer: Dan Gregor
Director of Photography: Paul Marschall
Visual Effects Supervisor: Mike Dunkley
Produced by: Doug Mand, Dan Gregor and Ben Weinstein
Cast:
Doug Mand
Dan Gregor
Adam Pally
Eliza Skinner
Thomas Middleditch
Baron Vaughn
Skye Ahrens
Ghostbusters Replica Props:
Vincent Montenegro
Vincent Nordone
Douglas Hawley
Andrew Rayonez
Philip Mangano
Ross Arbuckle
Lighting/Grip:
Eric Bader
Chris Ernst
Sound Recordist:
Kevin Faber
Editor: Ben Weinstein
Production Assistants:
Paul Karp
Rachel Bloom
Sound Mixer: Drew Capputo
Concept by: Dan Gregor and Lucas Held
"Ghostbusters" (Instrumental) by Ray Parker Jr.
Special Thanks:
Jennifer Thurston
Alex Weinstein
Dave Lebensfeld
Ed Mundy
Ivonne Nordone
Jen Soqui
Gillian Waterman
and The Southern California Ghostbusters Association
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Benjamin: [Crying] Oh, Shelley. I miss you so much.

Shelley: Benjamin.

Benjamin: Oh my God. Shelley?

Shelley: Yes, my love.

Benjamin: I miss you so much.

Shelley: I miss you so much.

Benjamin: I wanna hug you, and I wanna kiss you.

Shelley: I need you.

Benjamin: Can I please, just? Can't we kiss just this once?

Shelley: Yes my love. Kiss me now.

[Men Screaming]

Shelley: [Screaming]

Benjamin: No! You guys, what are you doing?!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Ghost bustin'!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Yeah!

Benjamin: Why are you doing this?!

Shelley: [Screaming]

Ghostbusters: Woo!

Dr. Peter Vinkman: Throw the trap!

Shelley: [Screaming]

Egon: It worked, boys!

Peter: Loving it!

Shelley: Why!?

Ray: Pull it!

Egon: Woo!

Ray: Yeah, man. Ho!

Benjamin: Why would you do that?!

Ghostbusters: 'Cause ghostbustin' makes me feel good!

Benjamin: That was my wife you as*holes! I haven't seen her in two years!

Ghostbusters: Uh, I, uh, oh gosh...

Benjamin: Why would you bust her?! Where is she?

Peter: She's in the trap.

Ray: She's in here.

Benjamin: Get her out of there!

Ray: Uh, I don't think that is doable. It's, it's like an in hole, it's not an out hole. It...

Peter: Things don't come out of there.

Egor: Not gonna happen.

Benjamin: Oh, God, Shelley! Please know that I love you.

Egor: She can't hear you, sir.

Benjamin: Why?!

Egor: She is like a milkshake right now. She is dead now. She has never been more dead.

Ray: Good ghosts, bad ghosts, it, there's only one dial on the spectrometer.

Benjamin: Get her out of there!

Ray: I've got like thirty other ghosts in there and if I open it up for her they're all gonna get out.

Peter : Tell you what we'll do. We'll buy you groceries. For the week.

Egor: Actually, uh, I'm getting a really high reading on the spectrometer right now. There might be some other aberrations in the vicinity.

Benjamin: Where?

Katie: Daddy?

Ghostbusters: Bust it!

Benjamin: No, no no! Don't, don't bust this ghost! It's a good ghost! This is my daughter, Katie. You maniacs! Jesus!

Benjamin: I'm sorry, sweetie.

Katie: What happened to me, daddy?

Benjamin: You had to go away. And it hurts, really bad. But, uh, I promise you, I promise you nothing is ever gonna hurt you ever again.

[Door Slams]

Baron Vaughn: Sorry I'm late!

[Screaming]

Katie: Ow! It hurts, daddy!

Peter: Throw the trap!

Benjamin: No!

Katie: Daddy, you really broke your promise!

Ghostbusters: Woo! Yeah! [Cheering]

Peter: Like mother, like daughter!

Benjamin: Why don't you guys look and check to see who the ghost is?!

Baron: 'Cause bustin' makes me feel good!

Ray: Bustin' makes me feel good!

Peter: Doodle doodle doo.

Benjamin: You knew that wasn't a bad ghost!

Egor: As soon as I pulled the trigger I did feel bad.

Ray: Man, we really should be going. But, if you ever have any legitimate paranormal concerns, who ya gonna call?

Benjamin: F**k you.

Egor: Fair enough. You will bounce back. People go through a lot of bad stuff, and you will, you seem like a strong guy. Play the field a little bit, right? That...

Benjamin: Get out of my house. Please.

Egor: Okay. Pleasure meeting you.

Ray: Hi. I think we forgot the trap.

Benjamin: [Crying]

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