Director: Ben Weinstein Writer: Dan Gregor Director of Photography: Paul Marschall Visual Effects Supervisor: Mike Dunkley Produced by: Doug Mand, Dan Gregor and Ben Weinstein Cast: Doug Mand Dan Gregor Adam Pally Eliza Skinner Thomas Middleditch Baron Vaughn Skye Ahrens Ghostbusters Replica Props: Vincent Montenegro Vincent Nordone Douglas Hawley Andrew Rayonez Philip Mangano Ross Arbuckle Lighting/Grip: Eric Bader Chris Ernst Sound Recordist: Kevin Faber Editor: Ben Weinstein Production Assistants: Paul Karp Rachel Bloom Sound Mixer: Drew Capputo Concept by: Dan Gregor and Lucas Held "Ghostbusters" (Instrumental) by Ray Parker Jr. Special Thanks: Jennifer Thurston Alex Weinstein Dave Lebensfeld Ed Mundy Ivonne Nordone Jen Soqui Gillian Waterman and The Southern California Ghostbusters Association www.benweinstein.tv www.chubbyskinnykids.com www.gbfans.net
Benjamin: [Crying] Oh, Shelley. I miss you so much.
Benjamin: Oh my God. Shelley?
Shelley: Yes, my love.
Benjamin: I miss you so much.
Shelley: I miss you so much.
Benjamin: I wanna hug you, and I wanna kiss you.
Shelley: I need you.
Benjamin: Can I please, just? Can't we kiss just this once?
Shelley: Yes my love. Kiss me now.
Benjamin: No! You guys, what are you doing?!
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Ghost bustin'!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Yeah!
Benjamin: Why are you doing this?!
Dr. Peter Vinkman: Throw the trap!
Egon: It worked, boys!
Peter: Loving it!
Ray: Pull it!
Ray: Yeah, man. Ho!
Benjamin: Why would you do that?!
Ghostbusters: 'Cause ghostbustin' makes me feel good!
Benjamin: That was my wife you as*holes! I haven't seen her in two years!
Ghostbusters: Uh, I, uh, oh gosh...
Benjamin: Why would you bust her?! Where is she?
Peter: She's in the trap.
Ray: She's in here.
Benjamin: Get her out of there!
Ray: Uh, I don't think that is doable. It's, it's like an in hole, it's not an out hole. It...
Peter: Things don't come out of there.
Egor: Not gonna happen.
Benjamin: Oh, God, Shelley! Please know that I love you.
Egor: She can't hear you, sir.
Egor: She is like a milkshake right now. She is dead now. She has never been more dead.
Ray: Good ghosts, bad ghosts, it, there's only one dial on the spectrometer.
Benjamin: Get her out of there!
Ray: I've got like thirty other ghosts in there and if I open it up for her they're all gonna get out.
Peter : Tell you what we'll do. We'll buy you groceries. For the week.
Egor: Actually, uh, I'm getting a really high reading on the spectrometer right now. There might be some other aberrations in the vicinity.
Ghostbusters: Bust it!
Benjamin: No, no no! Don't, don't bust this ghost! It's a good ghost! This is my daughter, Katie. You maniacs! Jesus!
Benjamin: I'm sorry, sweetie.
Katie: What happened to me, daddy?
Benjamin: You had to go away. And it hurts, really bad. But, uh, I promise you, I promise you nothing is ever gonna hurt you ever again.
Baron Vaughn: Sorry I'm late!
Katie: Ow! It hurts, daddy!
Peter: Throw the trap!
Katie: Daddy, you really broke your promise!
Ghostbusters: Woo! Yeah! [Cheering]
Peter: Like mother, like daughter!
Benjamin: Why don't you guys look and check to see who the ghost is?!
Baron: 'Cause bustin' makes me feel good!
Ray: Bustin' makes me feel good!
Peter: Doodle doodle doo.
Benjamin: You knew that wasn't a bad ghost!
Egor: As soon as I pulled the trigger I did feel bad.
Ray: Man, we really should be going. But, if you ever have any legitimate paranormal concerns, who ya gonna call?
Benjamin: F**k you.
Egor: Fair enough. You will bounce back. People go through a lot of bad stuff, and you will, you seem like a strong guy. Play the field a little bit, right? That...
Benjamin: Get out of my house. Please.
Egor: Okay. Pleasure meeting you.
Ray: Hi. I think we forgot the trap.