Tom Cruise Scientology Video (Original FULL)

If this doesn't seem funny to you, you're either a Scientologist yourself or you're taking this waaaay too seriously.
 
 
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MattMcLaughlin

"we are the authorities of the mind." WHAT THE FUCK!?! tom cruise is fucking insane!! i'm really glad this video leaked. people really need to know how crazy this guy is.

posted about 3 months ago
 
fastboy

OMG what a god dam retard. he needs to be put down like a dog seriously give me a gun and i'll walk right to him and put a bullet in his brain. because is i walked by him i would now im the only one who can put him out of his missery

posted about 4 months ago
 
malik1917

Scientology=Delusion.

posted about 4 months ago
 
Sionann

Oh shut up already!!!!! I vote die!

posted about 1 year ago
 
MattMcLaughlin

when you drive by an accident… you have to stop… because you know, you’re the only one who can help. Fucking Nutbag!

posted about 1 year ago
 
jenisoutofhermind

I want to know what he means by “get the spectators out of the arena”. If the spectators are the people who watch but don’t act in this world. Then is he saying those people don’t deserve to be in the “arena” of life. Scary!!! PS what a tool!

posted about 1 year ago
 
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Hefner0116

Is everyone ignoring the blazing red flag that Hubbard (the creator of Scientology) was first a SPECULATIVE FICTION WRITER?!?!?!? Seriously, how fucking crazy and diluted are people these days? If Scientology beliefs are true than so is every science fiction movie in existence….because at least the movies are logically formulated and constructed to make th... more >

Is everyone ignoring the blazing red flag that Hubbard (the creator of Scientology) was first a SPECULATIVE FICTION WRITER?!?!?!? Seriously, how fucking crazy and diluted are people these days? If Scientology beliefs are true than so is every science fiction movie in existence….because at least the movies are logically formulated and constructed to make the story at least plausible. lol Some of Scientology’s “more sacred” (and expensive) teachings are no more than random ramblings of a strung out fiction writer who got too deep into the worlds and realities he was already used to creating. But since it worked for him, I’m going to take a shot at it….

The truth is that a galactic overlord named Zantac seeded the Earth 987 googolplex years ago with human eggs. The Earth, then called Hedifiwfeo, was completely covered with these eggs which contained the life force of every human to ever exist and that ever will exist. These eggs began hatching at a time that is called “The Big Crack”, somewhere between 89 googolplex years ago and last Thursday. After they we all hatched, the life forms built everything we see today, even history, and time. This explains why you have the memories you do today and why that girl in the third grade called you a poop face. Now I can make you better and “transparent”, a Michaeltology term for brainwashed, if you give me all your money and devote your life to Michaeltology. The more money you give me, I mean the Church of Michaeltology, the more sacred teachings I will give you. I give you these teachings here as a free trial since you are only at M1 level of transparency. Act now while supplies last!! So who’s with me!!!

…exactly. The stupidity of people never stops amazing me.

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posted about 1 year ago
 
Amy4Birds

He’s not only petite, he’s clinically insane! Adorable.

posted about 1 year ago
 
conburgandy

Wow, Scientology= newer crazy christinas/ catholics. They know the truth and they need to help everyone.

posted about 1 year ago
 
sonnyboo

Is this a promo reel for BATTLEFIELD EARTH 2? Where’s john travolta?

posted about 1 year ago
 
WebCred

GREAT

posted about 1 year ago
 

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