Tom Cruise Scientology Video (Original FULL)

Is everyone ignoring the blazing red flag that Hubbard (the creator of Scientology) was first a SPECULATIVE FICTION WRITER?!?!?!? Seriously, how fucking crazy and diluted are people these days? If Scientology beliefs are true than so is every science fiction movie in existence….because at least the movies are logically formulated and constructed to make th... more >

Is everyone ignoring the blazing red flag that Hubbard (the creator of Scientology) was first a SPECULATIVE FICTION WRITER?!?!?!? Seriously, how fucking crazy and diluted are people these days? If Scientology beliefs are true than so is every science fiction movie in existence….because at least the movies are logically formulated and constructed to make the story at least plausible. lol Some of Scientology’s “more sacred” (and expensive) teachings are no more than random ramblings of a strung out fiction writer who got too deep into the worlds and realities he was already used to creating. But since it worked for him, I’m going to take a shot at it….

The truth is that a galactic overlord named Zantac seeded the Earth 987 googolplex years ago with human eggs. The Earth, then called Hedifiwfeo, was completely covered with these eggs which contained the life force of every human to ever exist and that ever will exist. These eggs began hatching at a time that is called “The Big Crack”, somewhere between 89 googolplex years ago and last Thursday. After they we all hatched, the life forms built everything we see today, even history, and time. This explains why you have the memories you do today and why that girl in the third grade called you a poop face. Now I can make you better and “transparent”, a Michaeltology term for brainwashed, if you give me all your money and devote your life to Michaeltology. The more money you give me, I mean the Church of Michaeltology, the more sacred teachings I will give you. I give you these teachings here as a free trial since you are only at M1 level of transparency. Act now while supplies last!! So who’s with me!!!

…exactly. The stupidity of people never stops amazing me.