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This would have been much funnier if I had not been raped by a turtle before. It's a humiliating, sickening experience.
oh damn that is a sexy boot.
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so interesting
haha
funny for the first 20 seconds then got a little boring
Wow, I am surprised it lasted for as long as it did!
not funny.
... its not a mammal,,,its an amphibian... are u smarter than a 5th grader??
its probably the bad smell of your feets that attracted the mammel