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Jerry gets an urgent phone call on line 2.
Published May 07, 2014 34k views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Jennie Pierson and Josh Fadem
Written by: Jennie Pierson and Josh Fadem
Directed and Edited by: Ryan Perez
Director of Photography: Brian Lane
Gaffer: Kevin Stewart
Best Boy: Ricky Foshiem
Key Grip: Ryan Ovadia
Hair Stylist: Candice Birns
Make Up Artist: Jenn Osbourne
Sound: Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
Producer: Sean Boyle
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Published May 07, 2014

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(PHONE RINGS)

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YE-- YES?

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OH, HELLO.

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ALRIGHT.

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JERRY.

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HOWARD'S ON LINE TWO.
FOR YOU.

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HE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS URGENT.

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BUT I HAVE A FEELING
IT MIGHT BE URGENT.

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(HOWARD ON THE PHONE): HI.
JERRY, HI. SO UH, SO I WAS ON THE COURSE

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YESTERDAY. SHOT A 92, BUT THEY HAD
THIS CADDY THERE, MEXIAN BOY WHO

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WAS BY FAR THE BEST ONE I HAD THE
OF PLEASURE WORKING WITH. I MEAN SO POLITE.

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RAISED BY A SINGLE MOM. MOVED AT
AGE 4. SPEAKS PERFECT ENGLISH.

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IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT.

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AND HE KNEW EVERYTHING.

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JERRY IS IT URGENT?

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(HOWARD CONTINUES): HE WOULD CARRY
THE BAGS, DRIVE THE CAR.

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HE KEPT SCORE WHICH YOU KNOW
I USUALLY LIKE TO DO MYSELF, BUT HIS CHARM WAS

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SUCH THAT I JUST DIDN'T EVEN MIND,
AND HE KNEW THE EXACT CLUB

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THAT WOULD BE BEST
FOR EACH SHOT--

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IS IT URGENT?

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES):
...EVERYTHING. IF HE THOUGHT A 9

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WOULD BE BEST, HE SUGGESTED IT.
I NEEDED A 9 IRON,

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HE WOULD GIVE ME THE 9 IRON. IF
I NEEDED A CHIPPER HE WOULD HAND

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ME THE CHIPPER. WHEN IT WAS TIME
TO PUTT. GUESS WHAT? HE HAD A

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IS IT URGENT?

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--(HOWARD): ...PUTTER READY FOR ME. IF I
WANTED BIG BERTHA HE WOULD HAND ME

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THE BIG BERTHA. THE BOY WAS
GREAT, AND I GAVE HIM A 20 DOLLAR TIP--

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES): I WAS THINKING
ABOUT ASKING FOR HIM THE NEXT GO AROUND

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I DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR HIM TOO MUCH
BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE ABLE TO GET HIM

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WHEN I NEED HIM, BUT I WANTED TO
GIVE YOU A HEADS UP, BECAUSE YOU

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ARE MY FRIEND, BUT DON'T TELL RON,
HELEN, HERB, WILLY, OR MART,

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BECAUSE THEY'LL JUST BE CLAMMING
FOR THE BOY, AND THEN WE WON'T BE

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ABLE TO GET HIM.

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(SCREAMS) IS IT URGENT?

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES): YOU GOTTA
KEEP THESE THINGS SECRET WHILE YOU GOT'EM.

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IS IT URGENT--

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES):
BUT UM, ANYWAY JERRY--

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IS IT URGENT--

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES):
...GOOD TO TALK TO YOU. UH, NO BIG DEALS GOING ON HERE--

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IS IT URGENT?

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IS IT URGENT?

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES): AH, BUT I
HOPE EVERYTHING IS GOOD. I HOPE THE
KIDS ARE GOOD.

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IS IT URGENT?

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(SCREAMS)

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES):
UH, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT FOR NOW. SO

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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
ON THE BACK 9.

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IS IT URGENT?

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES):
ALRIGHT MY FRIEND. OOKAY.

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IS IT--

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IS IT--

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IS IT, URG--

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--(HOWARD CONTINUES): OKAY, BUH-BYE.

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-(DIAL TONE)
-IS IT URGENT?

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(DIAL TONE CONTINUES)

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IS IT URGENT?

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UH, UH GOD, IS IT URGENT?

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IS IT-- OH, GOD JERRY, IS IT URGENT?

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OOH... GOD. OH, MY GOD.
THANK GOD. OH, JERRY.

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OOH, JERRY.

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OOH, THANK GOD, JERRY.

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JERRY.

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OH, THANK--

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OOH...

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-(PHONE RINGS)
-(SCREAMS)

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