funnydie Up Next: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile AUTOPLAY Up Next In: 10 Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile Judd Apatow's All-Star Video American Psycho with Huey Lewis and Weird Al Cold Dead Hand with Jim Carrey Follow Conan O'Brien's 60 Minutes Inner Monologue What Conan O'Brien was really thinking during his '60 Minutes' interview with Steve Kroft. May 03, 2010 690k Views Immortal Funny Or Diemonkeyhouse Funny Or Die Uploader monkeyhouse Studio Funny Or Die TV Shows Channel 10,916Funny1,827Die 694,797 Views May 03, 2010 Published Category Sketch Real Life Tags Conan NBC Jay Leno 60 Minutes Conan O'Brien tv late night tbs legally prohibited from being funny on television tour inner monologue real exclusive never before seen The video opens with a shot of Conan O'Brien. The 60 Minutes logo is seen in the lower left corner. Conan O'Brien: I didn't get screwed. I'm fine. I mean, it just didn't work out. The shot cuts to Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: I mean, Jay Leno thinks you got screwed. Jay Leno thinks he got screwed. The shot cuts to Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien: How did he get screwed again? (laughs) Subtitles: Did he really say that? What fuckin' balls that guy has. The shot cuts to Steve Kroft, who also laughs and back to Conan. Conan O'Brien: Explain that part to me. (laughs again.) I'm sorry. Subtitle: I can't fuckin' believe he'd say that. That's the funniest thing Leno's ever said. I'm insane with rage. The shot fades to black and fades back in on Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: Has Jay reached out to you? The shot cuts to Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien: No. Subtitle: Are you kidding? The shot cuts to Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: No calls? The shot cuts back to Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien: No, I do not, I do not think I'll be hearing from him. Subtitles: Rapists usually don't call their victims The shot cuts to Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: Do you believe he acted honorably, during all of this? The shot cuts to Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien (hesitates): I don't think I can answer that. Subtitle: Dude, you're really trying to get me to talk shit aren't you? Fuck I wish I could let loose on Leno right now. Conan O'Brien: I don't think... Subtitles: Hold it together Conan. Conan O'Brien: um... Subtitles: Don't call him a cock sucking dick fuck. Conan O'Brien: I can just tell you maybe how I would have handled it and I would do it differently. Subtitles: Switch the subject and talk about yourself. The shot cuts to Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: You wouldn't have come back on The Tonight Show? The shot cuts to Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien: If I had surrendered The Tonight Show and handed it over to somebody publicly and wished them well... Subtitles: I'm not a dick from Dickopotamia. I'm not a back stabber from Backstabastan. Conan O'Brien: and then-- I don't-- would not have come back six months later. But that's me, you know. Subtitles: I'm not a shit head. Who's also a cunt. Conan O'Brien: Everyone's got their own, you know, way of doing things. Subtitles: Not everyone has the same values. Have you SEEN “Jay Walking”? The shot cuts to Steve Kroft. Steve Kroft: What would you have done? Conan O'Brien: Done something else, go someplace else. Subtitles: I don't know...not be a dick. Conan O'Brien: I mean, that's just me. Steve Kroft (voiceover): He is equally disappointed with NBC, the company where he worked most of his adult life. Steve Kroft: They said that for the first time in history, The Tonight Show was losing money. Subtitles: What? Conan O'Brien: I don't see how that's possible. I honestly don't see how that's possible. Subtitles: That's bullshit. Conan O'Brien: It's really not possible. Subtitles: That's fuckin' bullshit. Conan O'Brien: It isn't possible. Subtitles: That's total fucking bullshit. The shot cuts to Steve Kroft who smiles and nods affirmatively. The shot cuts back to Conan O'Brien, who looks dejected. Subtitle: Shit. Up Next Favorites 1:32 Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile Lindsay Lohan 3:17 Judd Apatow's All-Star Video Judd Apatow Advertisement Funny or Die TV Shows 7:32 Shotgun Harley with Jason Jones Jason Jones 3:33 Pat O'Brien's All-Access Insider Olympics Show Funny Or Die
