Five grown men will sacrifice anything (including their dignity) to win a male pageant. Coming soon to Lifetime Network!

Full Credits

Starring - Chris Pine and The Button Factory
Featuring - Troian Bellisario, Patrick Adams
Chris Pine - "Chaz Benjamin"
Ian Gotler - "Ira Felderman"
Tony Liebetrau - "Pam Dalton"
Will Greenberg - "Boots 'Drunky Foo Foo' McTavern"
Drew Howerton - "Damon Stonestreet"
Troian Bellisario - "Cathryn Crest"
Patrick Adams - Pa-gent Judge
Directors - Zoosk Brothers
Producer - Matt Mazany
Producer - Lindsay Kerns
Writer - Jack Allison
Director of Photography - Brian Lane
Production Designer - Kyle Smith
Hair/Make Up - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe Stylist - Jordy Scheinberg
Production Coordinator - Ben Parks
Camera Operator - Ray Lee
Camera Assistant - Noel Vidal
Gaffer - Shan Liljestrand
Key Grip - Jose Ibarra
Art Assistants - Mike Stanislawski and Charles Nankivel
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for Botown Sound
Make Up/Hair Assist - Jen Osborne
Wardrobe Assist - Riley Billingsley
PA - Joe Cabello and Dominic D'Astice

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September 30, 2014
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Transcript


> THIS SEASON ON PA-GENTS,
THE GENTS ARE AT IT AGAIN.
DUKING IT OUT FOR THE KING
MAN CROWN.

> THIS IS ADULT MEN
COMING OUT GIVING THEIR BEST.

> BUT COACH CATY IS SEEING RED.

> THIS IS
CARSON CITY NEVADA.
(you here sounds of struggle)

> STOP IT!

> YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
HANDLE THIS?
THIS IS PA-GENTING. I'VE WORKED
MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT?

> NO, DON'T WISH ME LUCK.
THAT'S BAD LUCK.
(on the phone): YOU HAVE TO SAY
BREAK A LEG.
(off the phone): AND SHE SAID NEXT TIME
OR WE'RE OUT OF HERE SO.
THIS IS NEXT TIME.

> AND ALL BETS ARE OFF WHEN
THE GENTS TAKE TO THE STAGE
THERE'S COLORS, THERE'S
LIGHTS, THERE'S MUSIC.
I'M WORKING THE CROWD,
AND THIS IS ALL ON ROLLER SKATES.
I EXPLODE ON TO THE CANVAS.
(inaudible)

> (inaudible) ON THE NECK.
I PUT A FORK IN THERE--
DON'T FORGET I PUT A FORK
IN THERE. DON'T FORGET
I PUT THE FORK IN THERE.

> I WANT THE CROWN, I WANT
THE SASH, I WANT THE APPLAUSE,
I WANT THE LOVE,
AND THAT'S AT THE END OF THE
DAY WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.

> I DESERVE TO WEAR
THE CROWN.
(he's singing)
And that may be
all I need to know
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS FOR 20 YEARS.
(he sings)
Look at these eyes,

> I MEAN YOU'LL SEE MONOLOGUE'S,
BUT I'M DOING
A QUADROLOGUE. THAT WAS
SOME OF THE BEST FLYING
I'VE SEEN YET. RIGHT IN TO THE
POINT WHERE YOU GOT KILLED.
(sound of a tape
fast forwarding)
MAVERICK, IT'S NOT YOUR FLYING.
IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE.
(sound of a tape
fast forwarding)
AT LEAST VIPER GOT ICEMAN
BEFORE HE GOT US.
(sound of a tape
fast forwarding)
THAT WAS STUPID.
(inaudible)

> BUT THESE PA-GENTS ARE
ANYTHING BUT PA-GENTAL.

> WHY? WHAT THE...
(bleep) IT ALL.
FORGET ABOUT IT.

> YOU HAVE YOUR WORK.
THIS IS MY WORK.
THEY'RE FILMING ME.

> OH HONEY YOU CAN'T SING
AND DRINK.
(sound of a small explosion)
(crowd reacts in terror)
(screaming is heard)

> (he screams to himself)
USE IT.

> WHEN I PA-GENT, I PA-GENT HARD.

> BOOM.

> THEN HE'LL SAY BOOM.

> BOOM.

> THEN HE'LL GO BOOM.

> BOOM.

> BOOM!

> DEREK, SHUT UP.

> DO YOU WANT THIS?

> STOP WITH MY HAT.

> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH...

> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE KING
MAN, AND THAT KING MAN
IS...
HIM!
(the audience reacts in shock)

> PA-GENTS. ONLY ON LIFETIME.
THE GENTLEMAN'S NETWORK.

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