The Blizzard of 2015 devastates the East Coast and destroys the lives of a happy couple.

Full Credits

Starring: Nate Shelky & Pam Murphy
Writer/Director/Editor: Ryan Perez
Producer: Brianne Trosie
DP: Matt Sweeney
AC: Jamie Jones
Gaffer: Carlos Chavez
Grip: Nick Lundstrom
Sound: JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
Hair/Makeup: Jen Osborne
PA: Dom D'Astice

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January 29, 2015
Published

Transcript

(weatherman is talking on the TV in the background)

> HURRY UP, COME ON, WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE.

> I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD GO ANYWHERE.

> W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

> WELL, IT'S THIS NOR'EASTER DAN.
THEY SAY IT'S GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST BLIZZARD TO HIT THE EAST COAST
IN, WELL FOREVER.
THEY'RE TELLING EVERYONE TO STAY IN.

> WE HAD PLANS.
PLANS TO SEE MORTDECAI.
ARE YOU SAYING WE'RE NOT GOING TO SEE MORTDECAI?

> I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

> WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THEY'RE WRONG. MAYBE IT WON'T SNOW...
I JUST REALLY WANT TO SEE MORTDECAI.

> I KNOW HONEY.

> I GOT TO KNOW, WHY ARE THEY WEARING ALL THE SAME MUSTACHE.

> DON'T YOU THINK THAT I WANT TO SEE MORTDECAI TOO?
IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO ME IN THIS LIFE,
BUT IT IS THE WEATHER DAN. IT IS SEVERE.

> HONEY, WE HAVE AN ENTIRE MOVIE GOING WEEK PLANNED -
THIS WEDNESDAY MORTDECAI,
THURSDAY STRANGE MAGIC,
FRIDAY,
CYBERHACK THRILLER,
(they both say): BLACKHAT, STARING CHRIS HEMSWORTH.

> I KNOW, AND IF IT WASN'T FOR THESE WEATHER CONDITIONS DAN,
WE WOULD BE PAYING FULL PRICE ADMISSION TO SEE
MORTDECAI MULTIPLE TIMES IN BIG GROUPS WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS, BUT
IT'S THE DAMN WEATHER DAN.

> DAMN YOU BLIZZARD! GOD!

> DAN NO...NO.
YOU SAID YOU WOULD STOP DRINKING.
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DRINK ANYMORE.

> THAT WAS BEFORE, BEFORE THE LIGHT WENT OUT OF MY LIFE.
THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE JANUARY OF LAST YEAR.

> I KNEW YOU BLAMED ME FOR US MISSING "I, FRANKENSTEIN", I KNEW IT.
BUT THE CAR DAN, THE CAR WAS BURIED IN SNOW.

> WE COULD'VE DUG IT OUT.
WE COULD'VE DUG IT OUT!
(she begins to wine)

> MONDAY MORNING BOX OFFICE MOJO, THEY'RE GOING TO SAY,
THEY'RE GOING TO SAY THAT IT WAS US...WE DIDN'T SEE MORTDECAI, BECAUSE OF THE WIRE.

> I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. I THINK YOU KNOW THIS.

> YOU BETTER DO IT.

> YOU ARE SO WEAK.

> I'M READY.
LET'S DO IT.
(gun goes off)
(she wines)

> MORTDECAI...
(gun goes off)

> (THE LADY'S VOICE): IT TURNS OUT THE STORM OF 2015 PASSED US BY.
OUR LIVES WOULD'VE BEEN SAVED IF WE HAD STEPPED OUTSIDE AND SEEN
MORTDECAI THAT DAY, BUT NOW IT'S TOO LATE FOR DAN AND I,
BUT MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, NOT TO LATE FOR YOU.

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