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Dead iPod Song (featuring iJustine)

FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to Iresq.com... more >
FREE mp3, lyrics, chords and more below: What should you do with your iPod when it dies? Watch and find out! Thanks to Iresq.com for all the iPods and for helping make this video possible! http://www.iresq.com/ Thanks to iJustine (http://tastyblogsnack.com ) for collaborating with us on this! And thanks to Brookers (http://www.youtube.com/user/Brookers ) for the cameo! Get the free mp3 here: http://www.rhettandlink.com/blog/2008... Chords: Verse: G F# C B Am D; Bridge: Em Am; Rap: C B Am Lyrics: within every electronic device there lies a seed dormant and waiting to be...released somewhere between 18mos and 2yrs it will sprout...and begin to choke the life out and if you've got an iPod, you know exactly what we're talking about you pressed the power button and what happened was nothin' iTunes won't even see it now you wish you'd warranted it the Doom Seed has germinated your iPod shall not be resuscitated! now you gotta figure out whatchoo gon do with your dead iPod write a eulogy and bury it in your backyard even though it's broke you can pretend like its not to avoid conversation with strangers at the bus stop use it as a weapon if you're being attacked... you know what, on second thought, scratch that. tape it to your body, call it a bod-switch put it in a hoagie, call it an iPod-wich a paper weight is lame unless there's a fan on your desk, and even in that case, a man hole cover works best. or keep it simple 'cause less is more; put it in a shoebox in the back of a drawer then 50 years from today your grandkids will find it and say: "you listened to music on this!? you mean when you were a kid, you didn't have music uploaded directly to your brain?! and you'll say "nah, we just had iPods." < less
 
For all you ever wanted to know about us, visit www.rhettandlink.com. There you'll find our frequent... more >
For all you ever wanted to know about us, visit www.rhettandlink.com. There you'll find our frequently updated blog, free mp3's and other secrets. Basically, all we do is make music and videos (often combined) to entertain a relatively small and decidedly strange group of people who spend a lot of time online. If you would like to join this group, there is no membership fee, and we are not in a position to send you a certificate. It's probably worth mentioning that we hosted a short-lived TV show on the CW. So, if you need a multi-talented comedic duo for any paying and ethical purpose (excluding playing the role of elves or an elderly couple), contact us. < less
 

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