Jeremy Piven: What's up, Perry?
Perry Hilton: How are you, buddy?
Jeremy Piven: Nothing, Perry. What are you doing, man?
Perry Hilton: Nothing, man. Just signing my stuff. You know how it is, Jeremy Piven.
Jeremy Piven: Don't take a victory lap. That's fine, baby. There you go.
Perry Hilton: I'm not taking one, you know it. Life's tasty.
Woman Off Camera: No problem, thank you.
Jeremy Piven: This is yours, right?
Woman Off Camera: Yeah, thanks.
Perry Hilton: Were you in there, buddy?
Jeremy Piven: I was in there.
Perry Hilton: Lotta fives and sixes dressed like nines, you know what I mean?
Jeremy Piven: That's right.
Perry Hilton: Lotta guys with a lot of hair gel.
Jeremy Piven: It was like they were auditioning for Elimidate.
Perry Hilton: [Laughs] You're so funny, Jeremy Piven.
Jeremy Piven: Don't touch me.
Perry Hilton: You're so funny, man. I fu**in' love this guy! [Yelling] Jeremy Piven!
Jeremy Piven: There any way, how?
Perry Hilton: You gonna come by the house, Jeremy Piven?
Jeremy Piven: Absolutely. You have the baby cougars you're feeding up there, right?
Perry Hilton: Yeah, yeah.
Jeremy Piven: You have the baby cougars there?
Perry Hilton: Yeah, I do.
Jeremy Piven: What do you feed your baby cougars?
Perry Hilton: Uh, Ahi tuna.
Jeremy Piven: Ahi tuna?
Perry Hilton: It's, uh, high protein low carb, Jeremy Piven.
Jeremy Piven: That's some good thinking, there. Listen, I would, I would love to be there but I have to sham-, I'm shampooing tonight.
Perry Hilton: Are you?
Jeremy Piven: Can I get, can I get my car, my man? These are mine. Thank you.
Perry Hilton: [Laughing]
Jeremy Piven: Thank you so much, sir. I appreciate it. Perry, Godspeed to you, man.
Perry Hilton: Good seeing you again, Jeremy Piven.
Jeremy Piven: Give my love to the baby cougars.
Perry Hilton: Thanks, man. Come by any time that you want to. We'll be feeding them.
Jeremy Piven: Yeah.
Perry Hilton: All right. Just call the house, man.
Jeremy Piven: Okay!
Perry Hilton: I'll give you the gate code. See ya, Jeremy Piven. Life's tasty.