Perry Hilton with Jeremy Piven
Perry Hilton in front of Geisha House
with Jeremy Piven 1:29 am - by HTV
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Perry Hilton in front of Geisha House
with Jeremy Piven 1:29 am - by HTV
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Jeremy Piven> What's up, Perry?
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<v Perry Hilton> How are you, buddy?
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<v Jeremy Piven> Nothing, Perry. What are you doing, man?
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<v Perry Hilton> Nothing, man. Just signing my stuff. You know how it is, Jeremy Piven.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Don't take a victory lap. That's fine, baby. There you go.
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<v Perry Hilton> I'm not taking one, you know it. Life's tasty.
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<v Woman Off Camera> No problem, thank you.
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<v Jeremy Piven> This is yours, right?
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<v Woman Off Camera> Yeah, thanks.
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<v Perry Hilton> Were you in there, buddy?
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<v Jeremy Piven> I was in there.
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<v Perry Hilton> Lotta fives and sixes dressed like nines, you know what I mean?
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<v Jeremy Piven> That's right.
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<v Perry Hilton> Lotta guys with a lot of hair gel.
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<v Jeremy Piven> It was like they were auditioning for Elimidate.
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<v Perry Hilton> [Laughs] You're so funny, Jeremy Piven.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Don't touch me.
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<v Perry Hilton> You're so funny, man. I fu**in' love this guy! [Yelling] Jeremy Piven!
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<v Jeremy Piven> There any way, how?
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<v Perry Hilton> You gonna come by the house, Jeremy Piven?
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<v Jeremy Piven> Absolutely. You have the baby cougars you're feeding up there, right?
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<v Perry Hilton> Yeah, yeah.
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<v Jeremy Piven> You have the baby cougars there?
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<v Perry Hilton> Yeah, I do.
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<v Jeremy Piven> What do you feed your baby cougars?
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<v Perry Hilton> Uh, Ahi tuna.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Ahi tuna?
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<v Perry Hilton> It's, uh, high protein low carb, Jeremy Piven.
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<v Jeremy Piven> That's some good thinking, there. Listen, I would, I would love to be there but I have to sham-, I'm shampooing tonight.
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<v Perry Hilton> Are you?
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<v Jeremy Piven> Can I get, can I get my car, my man? These are mine. Thank you.
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<v Perry Hilton> [Laughing]
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<v Jeremy Piven> Thank you so much, sir. I appreciate it. Perry, Godspeed to you, man.
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<v Perry Hilton> Good seeing you again, Jeremy Piven.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Give my love to the baby cougars.
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<v Perry Hilton> Thanks, man. Come by any time that you want to. We'll be feeding them.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Yeah.
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<v Perry Hilton> All right. Just call the house, man.
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<v Jeremy Piven> Okay!
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<v Perry Hilton> I'll give you the gate code. See ya, Jeremy Piven. Life's tasty.
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