Perry Hilton in front of Geisha House with Jeremy Piven 1:29 am - by HTV
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Description: Perry Hilton in front of Geisha House with Jeremy Piven 1:29 am - by HTV
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:06.000 <v Jeremy Piven> What's up, Perry? 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:07.000 <v Perry Hilton> How are you, buddy? 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:08.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Nothing, Perry. What are you doing, man? 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:10.000 <v Perry Hilton> Nothing, man. Just signing my stuff. You know how it is, Jeremy Piven. 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Don't take a victory lap. That's fine, baby. There you go. 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:14.000 <v Perry Hilton> I'm not taking one, you know it. Life's tasty. 00:00:14.000 --> 00:00:15.000 <v Woman Off Camera> No problem, thank you. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:16.000 <v Jeremy Piven> This is yours, right? 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:17.000 <v Woman Off Camera> Yeah, thanks. 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 <v Perry Hilton> Were you in there, buddy? 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:19.000 <v Jeremy Piven> I was in there. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Perry Hilton> Lotta fives and sixes dressed like nines, you know what I mean? 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.000 <v Jeremy Piven> That's right. 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:22.000 <v Perry Hilton> Lotta guys with a lot of hair gel. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:24.000 <v Jeremy Piven> It was like they were auditioning for Elimidate. 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Perry Hilton> [Laughs] You're so funny, Jeremy Piven. 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:27.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Don't touch me. 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Perry Hilton> You're so funny, man. I fu**in' love this guy! [Yelling] Jeremy Piven! 00:00:31.000 --> 00:00:33.000 <v Jeremy Piven> There any way, how? 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Perry Hilton> You gonna come by the house, Jeremy Piven? 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Absolutely. You have the baby cougars you're feeding up there, right? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:39.000 <v Perry Hilton> Yeah, yeah. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Jeremy Piven> You have the baby cougars there? 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Perry Hilton> Yeah, I do. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.000 <v Jeremy Piven> What do you feed your baby cougars? 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:44.000 <v Perry Hilton> Uh, Ahi tuna. 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Ahi tuna? 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.000 <v Perry Hilton> It's, uh, high protein low carb, Jeremy Piven. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:50.000 <v Jeremy Piven> That's some good thinking, there. Listen, I would, I would love to be there but I have to sham-, I'm shampooing tonight. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:51.000 <v Perry Hilton> Are you? 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Can I get, can I get my car, my man? These are mine. Thank you. 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:59.000 <v Perry Hilton> [Laughing] 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:02.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Thank you so much, sir. I appreciate it. Perry, Godspeed to you, man. 00:01:02.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Perry Hilton> Good seeing you again, Jeremy Piven. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Give my love to the baby cougars. 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Perry Hilton> Thanks, man. Come by any time that you want to. We'll be feeding them. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:07.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Yeah. 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:08.000 <v Perry Hilton> All right. Just call the house, man. 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Jeremy Piven> Okay! 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:16.000 <v Perry Hilton> I'll give you the gate code. See ya, Jeremy Piven. Life's tasty.
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