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Great Moments In Movie History 38: Jurassic Park III – “Find it before it stops ringing!”

Once again proving to be more science than fiction, Jurassic Park III tackles the unexplored bathroom habits of the Dinosaurs. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com

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Credits: Produced by Paul Stachniak.
Please note the footage comes from ‘Jurassic Park III’ owned by Universal Studios. Footage is used as parody with no intention of profit or copyright infringement.

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