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Great Moments In Movie History 38: Jurassic Park III – “Find it before it stops ringing!”

Once again proving to be more science than fiction, Jurassic Park III tackles the unexplored bathroom habits of the Dinosaurs. Got a suggestion for a scene? Email us at: sup@theoffline.com

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