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I Help People Who Do Drugs

A commercial for my dojo and how it will rehabilitate your addictions

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Sports Real Life

Keywords: Fred Simmons Foot Fist Way Tae Kwon Do karate movie conan Craig Robinson drugs dojo

Credits: Fred Simmons, (that's me)

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MalusDomestica

I think I have a drug problem...

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The Nutstalker's Revenge
A town is terrorized by its first female serial killer who seems to like the beans just a little bit more than the franks.
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Where do I sign up!!!

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tstockt

one of the best movies i have seen in a long time

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robinacallahan

ahaha funny

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ASPNsports

ASPNsports

lol..the guy from the Office

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OldClothes

OldClothes

Horrible green screen!

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channel59

channel59

yeah, hes on the office…funny guy !!

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kbeeson

is he from the office?! anways, hilarious. lol.

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too funny!

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