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Published July 27, 2011 860k views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Jason Alexander
Featuring Alex Fernie, Stephanie Allyne & Mel Cowan
Writer/Director: Alex Fernie
Producer: Rachel Goldenberg
DP: Zach Zdziebko
Sound: Alex Hutchinson
Makeup: Megan Nicoll
Production Designer: Ellie del Campo
Gaffer: Elizabeth Yarwood
Assistant Camera: Craig Pentak
PA: Matt Lewis
14,396 Funny Votes
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858,875 Views
Published July 27, 2011

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(crashing sound)

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Low voice: Exclusive.

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Male: 2011, tsunamis, wars,
earthquakes, but one tragedy

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that eclipse's them all.
Netflix has raised their prices.

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This is literally the worse thing that
has ever happened to white people.

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These are the faces of devastation.

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For a mere $6 a month,
you can help them keep

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their current Netflix plans.

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(soft music)

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Male: This is Samantha.
She's just like you.

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But, her life has been
destroyed by Netflix.

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Samantha: Did they change
the pricing because

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of something I did? Is it
because I said I never received

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disc 2 of season 3 of The Wire?

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Really, I scratched it
using it as a coaster.

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Male: The world is so unjust.

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Samantha is so upset, she
can barely get out of bed

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to attend her advanced Pilates workshop.

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Samantha: (crying)

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Male: I know. I know.

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With this unconscionable act, Netflix is

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joined the ranks of
histories greatest monsters.

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Netflix must be stopped.

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(soft music)

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Male: And, you can help.

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Young man: What the hell am
I supposed to do now. Huh.

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Go to the video store, like a poor person?

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Guy with glasses: It's
just hard, you know.

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I was going to watch every
movie where Jason Statham

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plays a hit-man, but at
this price, I only get

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to watch 10 or 12 of them. It's so good.

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(soft music)

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Male: Please give. Not
since Pearl Harbor have

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Americans been faced ... I'm sorry.

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It's just the tears are
falling on MacBook Pros,

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and Pier one throw pillows
across this country today.

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So, please call the number below.

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For just dollars a month,
you can help an upper

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middle class American
keep their access to DVDs

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and streaming video.

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(soft music)

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Guy with glasses: Why!

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Male: If not you, then who?

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If Netflix can increase it's
prices, then what's next?

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Will the Gap stop making
size 32 x 32 Khakis?

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Will whole foods cease the stock
the granola you pretent to like?

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Is that a world you want to live in?

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Samantha: Screw it. I
just use Bit Torrent.

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(clash sound)

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