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Apple announces the new iPhone 6 in the wake of the celebrity iCloud hacking.
Published September 03, 2014 92k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring
Allan McLeod
Will Hines
Lauren Ash
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Writer/Director - Andy Bush
Producer - Jason Carden
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer - Igor
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Hair and Makeup - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Hair and Makeup - Jennifer Osborne


> ALRIGHT LET'S GET RIGHT
DOWN TO IT. THIS IS THE
IPHONE 6, AND IT DOES NOT
COME WITH THE ICLOUD.

> WHEN YOU TOOK PHOTOS
ON THE PREVIOUS IPHONE,
THEY WERE AUTOMATICALLY
UPLOADED TO THE CLOUD.
THE IDEA WAS THAT YOU COULD
SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR
FRIENDS, AND YOUR FAMILY
OVER THE INTERNET.

> THAT'S GONE, TOTALLY.

> BAD PEOPLE GOT INTO THE
ICLOUD, NOW NOBODY CAN USE IT.
THE NEW IPHONE DOESN'T
EVEN COME WITH A CAMERA.

> AND THERE'S NO
MORE INTERNET.

> IT'S JUST A PHONE NOW.
A PHONE THAT CAN
ONLY CALL YOUR
MOTHER AND FATHER, BECAUSE
LET'S FACE IT, THESE ARE
THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE YOU
CAN TRUST IN THE WORLD.

> PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE.

> YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR
PHONE. I MEAN, IF I WANT TO FILM
MYSELF HAVING A 3-WAY
WITH MY BRAND NEW ROOMMATE,
AND HER BOYFRIEND JESS,
THEN THAT'S SOMETHING I SHOULD
BE ABLE TO DO,
AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
ANYBODY ON THE PLANET BEING
ABLE TO SEE IT.

> BUT THAT'S NOT HOW
THE WORLD WORKS.
(she's cracking up)

> WELL...

> THANKS A LOT 4CHAN.

> HOW ABOUT A (inaudible)
PHONE THAT ONLY LETS YOU
MAKE CALLS TO
UNDERAGE GIRLS?

> 4CHAN I GOT AN IDEA
FOR YOU, IT'S THE
IPHONE 4CHAN, AND IT'S JUST
PRELOADED WITH TENTACLE PORN,
AND PICTURES OF A PREGNANT
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 69'ING
WITH TAILS, WHILE DR. ROBOTNIK
LICKS HIS BALLS, HMM?

> JESUS, I CAN'T--
WHAT'S... (stammers)

> THE NEW IPHONE 6.
IT ONLY CALLS YOUR PARENTS.

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