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Apple announces the new iPhone 6 in the wake of the celebrity iCloud hacking.
Published September 03, 2014 90k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring
Allan McLeod
Will Hines
Lauren Ash
Writer - Jake Fogelnest
Writer/Director - Andy Bush
Producer - Jason Carden
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Gaffer - Igor
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
Hair and Makeup - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Hair and Makeup - Jennifer Osborne

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>: ALRIGHT LET'S GET RIGHT
DOWN TO IT. THIS IS THE

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IPHONE 6, AND IT DOES NOT
COME WITH THE ICLOUD.

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>: WHEN YOU TOOK PHOTOS
ON THE PREVIOUS IPHONE,

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THEY WERE AUTOMATICALLY
UPLOADED TO THE CLOUD.

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THE IDEA WAS THAT YOU COULD
SHARE YOUR LIFE WITH YOUR

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FRIENDS, AND YOUR FAMILY
OVER THE INTERNET.

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>: THAT'S GONE, TOTALLY.
>: BAD PEOPLE GOT INTO THE

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ICLOUD, NOW NOBODY CAN USE IT.
THE NEW IPHONE DOESN'T

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EVEN COME WITH A CAMERA.
>: AND THERE'S NO
MORE INTERNET.

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>: IT'S JUST A PHONE NOW.
A PHONE THAT CAN
ONLY CALL YOUR

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MOTHER AND FATHER, BECAUSE
LET'S FACE IT, THESE ARE

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THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE YOU
CAN TRUST IN THE WORLD.

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>: PEOPLE ARE GARBAGE.

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>: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR

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PHONE. I MEAN, IF I WANT TO FILM
MYSELF HAVING A 3-WAY

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WITH MY BRAND NEW ROOMMATE,
AND HER BOYFRIEND JESS,

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THEN THAT'S SOMETHING I SHOULD
BE ABLE TO DO,

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AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
ANYBODY ON THE PLANET BEING

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ABLE TO SEE IT.
>: BUT THAT'S NOT HOW
THE WORLD WORKS.

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(she's cracking up)

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>: WELL...
>: THANKS A LOT 4CHAN.

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>: HOW ABOUT A (inaudible)
PHONE THAT ONLY LETS YOU

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MAKE CALLS TO
UNDERAGE GIRLS?

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>: 4CHAN I GOT AN IDEA
FOR YOU, IT'S THE

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IPHONE 4CHAN, AND IT'S JUST
PRELOADED WITH TENTACLE PORN,

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AND PICTURES OF A PREGNANT
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 69'ING

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WITH TAILS, WHILE DR. ROBOTNIK
LICKS HIS BALLS, HMM?

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>: JESUS, I CAN'T--
WHAT'S... (stammers)

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>: THE NEW IPHONE 6.
IT ONLY CALLS YOUR PARENTS.

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