Announcer: In the age where the dinosaurs' roar greeted the dawn, and apes road the winged horse across the valley of Eli, there was a lone stranger who offered comforts, wisdom, and overly sexual neck massages. It was said that he would one day return. That day has come.
Will Ferrell: Hey, America. Did you miss my hot breath in your ear?
David Koechner: There's gonna be sub-machine guns and boobies. Whammy!
Paul Rudd: Oh, it's gonna get stinky.
Steve Carell: And now, it's my turn to talk.
Will Ferrell: Brick, give a nice message to the people.
Steve Carell: In this movie, we play witches.
Will Ferrell: Brick! What are you possibly describing? Look, it's, it's gonna be a fun movie.
Will Ferrell: It's time to do it again. But this time, I'm on top. [Slurps] Mm.