- March 15, 2018
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Mary Catherine Magee
Production design by
Special prosthetic design by
Music and Sound design by
Theme Song by
Steven Webb and Jameel
Special FX by
Sound Recording by
Special Thanks to
Brain Power Studios
Steph and Brian Erskine
March 15, 2018
I don't know what you want with me but
we can figure this out all right?
Please, I'll do anything, please don't kill me!
Did you break my artisanal ketchup bottles?
I'm sorry, don't kill me. Ahhhhh!
[NARRATION] You know as far back as I can remember I was supposed to be a gangster.
The thing is my Uncle Uberto was
the head of the family, but he hated my
guts, which I never understood because
I'm looking good 24/7 and there's no way
he found out about that horse costume
scandal because that was a private sex
club and I know Shaboolie and the rest of
the management very well. Anyway, he stuck me with this artisanal ketchup guy .
There's only one Amish community making this. It was infused with sage, sweet marjoram and
winter savory, I don't know if that's an
interesting choice I didn't get to try it!
[NARRATION] Please don't get him started on cheese.
And let's say we
didn't share the same interests.
[SINGING] My grandma-ma had a golden locket, grandpa-pa hid it in his pocket...
Hey! What are you doing?
It's "Grandma's Golden Locket".
[NARRATION] And this guy created a lot of blood which I was never a big fan of.
He had a very tough skull sir,
but it had a surprisingly pleasing timbre.
[NARRATION] It turns out he killed the most expensive guy possible.
You know Mr. Arrabiata, he owed me two million dollars
so now you guys owe me two million
[NARRATION] For a moment I thought the guy had a plan to get us out of this.
A heist, yes. Well, what're we heisting?
[NARRATION] So basically we were screwed.