F*@k You, Penguin!

A woman buys a penguin from the Pier One commercial and it doesn't live up to her expectations.

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Tricia McAlpin

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PamMurphy

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Description: A woman buys a penguin from the Pier One commercial and it doesn't live up to her expectations.

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