The NSA just released a sexy new commercial with Sasha Grey.

Full Credits

Starring: Sasha Grey, Luke Barats, Chris Poole and Parker Seaman
Writer/Director: Ryan Perez
Director of Photography: Brian Lane
Gaffer: Kevin Stewart
Best Boy: Ricky Foshiem
Key Grip: Ryan Ovadia
Production Designer: Caity Birmingham
Costume Designer: Melissa Gould McNeeley
Hair Stylist: Candice Birns
Make Up Artist: Jenn Osbourne
Sound: Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
Editor: Ryan Perez
Production Assistants: Parker Seaman & Becca Scheuer
Producer: Sean Boyle

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June 17, 2013


(light sound)
Male: Thank you and till next time.
Keep laughing.
(crowd cheering)
(upbeat music)
Female: (romantic music) Are you lonely?
Are you looking to make a connection?
Do you want to listen in on the naughtiest
in-going and out-going conversations?
Then, join the NSA.
Getting a job with the NSA is the quickest
way to peep in on private phone calls,
emails, texts, and fun Skype sessions
from all around the country.
Why settle for just one phone sex hotline,
when becoming a contractor for the NSA
gives you unlimited access to any private
contact made over AT&T and Verizon.
Hello Verizon, can I listen in on
Charlie Roses' phone calls please? Thanks.
With our exclusive engine, Prism Tube,
you'll have access to every hot private
photo and videos sent over Yahoo, Hotmail,
Google, Facebook, Apple, AOL, YouTube,
Dropbox, and Paltalk.
Whatever the (bleep) that is,
because NSA stands for
no strings attached.
(upbeat music)
So, what are you waiting for?
Even, President Obama likes to listen in.
(phone ringing)
Male: Oh! I just want to say thank you
for your service to our country,
and, uh, I have a huge boner right now.
Female: He's such a flirt.
So, join the NSA to fulfill your
every voyeuristic fantasy.
It's just like that movie Sliver,
except the entire
country is being watched.
Guy with glasses: Hey! I'm sorry.
Is this bugging anybody's
conscious except mine?
I can't live in a country where this type
of surveillance happens.
The people have to ...
(zapping sound)
Female: Badger is in the cave.
So, what are you waiting for?
Dial 1 800 and any phone number and
apply to the NSA today.
Come on, I'm lonely.
(upbeat music)