Finally, a way to prevent every man's nightmare. www.tietheknot.org

Full Credits

Al Yankovic
Mireille Enos
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (www.tietheknot.org)
Bar Tender - Trevor Larson
Dad - Markhum Stansbury
Son - Sinqua Walls Jr.
Male Model - Spencer Zender
Female Model - Stephanie Couch
Bar Patrons
Veronica Pinkman
Kristin Howell
Gabriel Caste
John Rodiger
Stacy Leland
Shinobu Yoshida
CREW:
Director - Andy Bush
Writer - Nick Wiger
EP - Betsy Koch
EP - Jason Carden
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Production Coordinator - Libby de Leon
Director of Photography - Barry Elmore
1st AC - Nicole Crivlare
Gaffer - William Coleman
BB Electric - Joey Waring
Key Grip - Joel Nix
Grip - Renee Yescas
H&MU Artist - Leigh Schwartz
MakeUp - Kirin
Hair - John Ruggiero
Wardrobe Stylist - Jordy Scheinberg
Art Dept Head - Brad Salo
Set Dresser - Heather Drouillard
Editor - Kegan Swyers
Sound Mixer - Danny Carpenter for BoTown Sound
PA - Matt Wolf
PA - Diana Hirst
Special Thanks: Aaron Tecosky from Bar Lubitsch

Transcript


> BARTENDER, MILK,
PERCENT.
THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.

> IT'S HAPPENED TO EVERY MAN,
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO ANYMORE.
INTRODUCING THE CLARKSMAN, NEVER SPIN BOW TIE.
A REVOLUTION IN FORMAL WEAR, BY PREVENTING REVOLUTIONS.
THE CLARKSMAN NEVER SPIN BOW TIE WAS DEVELOPED BY FORMER NASA ENGINEERS,
BUILT ON TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED TO PROTECT APOLLO ASTRONAUTS FROM MOON BABES.
IT DETECTS AROUSAL INDUCED NECK WEAR ROTATION, AND COUNTERACTS IT WITH
POWERFUL JET PROPELLED MOTION TECHNOLOGY TO STOP BOW TIE SPINNING AT THE SOURCE.
ENSURING EMBARRASSING BOW TIE SPINNING IS A THING OF THE PAST.

> 2 MILKS.

> I PREFER A MAN WHO WEARS CLARKSMAN.

> (MALE VOICE): ALSO AVAILABLE, THE TONGUE RE ROLLER.

> SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M LATE. I-I HAD A HARD TIME FINDING THE BUILDING.
IT'S NOT WELL MARKED AT ALL.
AND TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE.

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