Starring: Nate Dern Director/Writer: Adriana Robles Director/Writer/Editor: Hannah Levy Producer: Jack Bradley DP: Matt Sweeney Cam Op: Ryan Bender Sound Mixer: Ryan Kaiser Assistant Editor: Cody Pereira Post Producer: Alex Parks
- [Man] Gadoosh.
(upbeat folksy rock music)
- Hey, auto enthusiasts.
My name's Nit Dorn, and I collect classic cars.
Today's classic car came out 59 years ago.
We're talking about the 2016 Nissan Leaf.
Let's take a look.
Back then, a way to show your wealth
was to have a window that operated by the push of a button.
Pretty neat, huh?
These days, of course, we show our wealth
by how hot our robot butlers are.
My robot butler is very hot.
This car was classified as super compact which means small.
But it doesn't matter because most of the owners
were skinny white people who didn't take up much space
or have any desire to hook up in the back seat.
Time to power her up.
Leaf is actually Japanese for tiny little piece of shit.
Seats were about as squishy back then as they are today.
Back then people used to hook up their mobile phones
to their cars in order to play music or receive phone calls.
This was, of course, before our phones were cars
and our cars were sex robots.
If you press this button,
it will call the original owner's mother.
She's dead, obviously.
Well, there you have it.
Next week, we're gonna look at the 2010 Nissan Cube,
now only used by high school art students
to practice drawing, shading and dimension.
It used to be something that you could drive.
See ya then.