The Pokemon Horror Movie You Need To See with Blake Jenner

(spooky sounds)
- The attacks are now occurring all across America.
- I know what I saw.
- It's scary, they're everywhere.
(spooky sounds)
- I don't know, I think they're kinda cute.
- They have take over the entire seaboard on both coasts.
What's our move here?
- We may be able to contain them,
catch them if you will,
with this.
(video game music)
- But how do we catch 'em all?
- We need the very best.
- I'm retired.
- One last job, Ash Ketchum, what do you say?
- I'll do it,
for them.
Definitely not for Gary.
(dramatic music)
(chainsaw revving)
(evil laughter)
(blender whirring)
- That's a lot of sugar.
- Jigg-a-ly ...
(gunshot)
- Bullseye.
(upbeat music)
- Charmander!
- Smoking kills.
(weed trimmer revving)
(screaming)
(snoring)
Looks like I put the ax
in Snorlax.
(upbeat music)
See you in Lavender Town, bitch.
(upbeat music)
Just stay still, you whack-a-mole motherfucker.
- I thought he was just going to catch 'em all?
- I guess he's playing to win.
(upbeat music)
Pokemon Go!
To HELL!
(dramatic music)
- Pikachu!
(laughs)
- Hey, little fella, no, you don't gotta be afraid of me.
- Pika-pi!
- Yeah, yeah, pika-pi.
- Chu!
(screams)