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A sexy and satiric song for the Occupy Wall Street Movement by Eva Moon & the Lunatics
Published October 14, 2011 230 views More Info »
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Images courtesy creative commons license. The original sources are: David Shankbone, Sparkx 11, Poco a poco, Lalala666, S51438, Wikiwonka42, SElefant, bgilliard, RMajouji, Asy arch, Norbert Nagel and the US Government
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Published October 14, 2011
Occupy This 
© 2011 Eva Moon

I want a man who's a one percenter, oozing assurance and filthy rich
I want a man with risky assets who has the scratch for my itch
Supply my demands, deliver the goods. Out on Wall Street, I'm drawin' the line
Think of this as a hostile takeover. Your one percent to my 69... I mean 99

You're my bottom dollar and I'm in the market.
Feel my hand dipping in your pocket.
I'll occupy you. Don't try to resist
Think you can stop me? Then occupy this

I want a man who's hedging options, fast and loose with securities
Knows how to use his hefty bonus; has the assets I want to seize
Time to play your ace in the hole. Spread the wealth. No compromising
Don't you tell me the market is soft. What I want is a major uprising.

You're my bottom dollar and I'm in the market.
Feel my hand dipping in your pocket.
I'll occupy you. Don't try to resist
Think you can stop me? Then occupy this

Elevate the rate of inflation. I'm in need of some stimulation
One percent is my expectation. Do you need a big demonstration?

Chorus 
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