Bryan Safi: It's an epic tale spanning 2 centuries,
from hot air balloons to Ferguson,
from breath taking vistas to slavery,
from fun amusement parks to the police force in a small town quitting
over a black female mayor,
and from speed boats to Dred Scott, look it up.
And while you're on the water, don't think about that tree we planted
for Michael Brown that we chopped down 24 hours after it went up,
think about boats.
So grab a seat. The show me no black people state is is about to begin.
Missouri. We're white, and we have fun.