NATIONAL TREASURE SPOOF

Wow. I don’t even know where to begin with this. Do you want the truth, or an ego-boosting lie? I’ll go with the first option, so here goes:

I hated this. Did you watch the same National Treasure that I did? The one with millions of dollars made; the one that’s been in the number 1 spot for three weeks in a row? Apparently, you watched something else. A ‘Mad... more >

Wow. I don’t even know where to begin with this. Do you want the truth, or an ego-boosting lie? I’ll go with the first option, so here goes:

I hated this. Did you watch the same National Treasure that I did? The one with millions of dollars made; the one that’s been in the number 1 spot for three weeks in a row? Apparently, you watched something else. A ‘MadTV’ version, perhaps?

It was the biggest piece of trash I’ve ever seen on the internet; I’m ashamed to say I’ve watched it. The women supposedly playing Abigail was, to put it nicely, not pretty, a terrible actress, and an overall insult to the extraordinary women who actually did play Abi, Diane Kruger. If you’re going to pick on NT, couldn’t you at least get a halfway-decent actress to play Abigail (preferably, fire your entire cast, but considering Abigail’s imposter was, without a doubt, the absolute worst, Abi should be the top priority.) She can’t compare with Diane Kruger in the least, albeit not many can.

And the man playing Ben? Where did you find him? Some dark ally, smoking pot? Because that’s what he looked like. Nicolas Cage does talk a bit slowly, but the way this man tried to impersonate his accent just sounded ignorant.

Lastly, what in this world was that at the end of your clip? It was pure bull. It was so terribly put together that it was painful to watch. Grow up, get some better actors, and go pick on some stupid movie that no one cares about.

Oh, and one last thing. “Funny or Die”-you’ve got to be kidding me; was that a joke?!’

-A Die-hard National Treasure Fan