Glory Hole (The Magic Wall Song)
A song about a glory hole
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Added almost 4 years ago
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A song about a glory hole
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Verse 1:
The rain outside hides the tears in my eyes
It was just last night I lost the love of my life
She broke up with me so to ease the pain
I need to get laid cause Im going insane
Wander the streets all the bars are closed
But I dont wanna pay for overpriced hos
This homeless guy pulled me aside
Said he could see the pain behind my eyes
Took me to a magic wall
Guaranteed to cure my blue balls
He said to me between the swigs of gin
You see that hole? Now you stick it in
Chorus:
Glory hole, whats on the other side?
Glory hole, waiting for my big surprise
I close my eyes, imagine her face
Shooting my love all over the place
Verse 2:
Its my hearts desire, the yearning my soul
Now everything I look at could be a glory hole
A knot if a fence
Letters O, Q, and D
Tailpipe of a car
Or a block of Swiss cheese
A tear in a tent
A rip in a sheet
Chocolate bunt cake
The drain of a sink
I quit my job, I don't call any friends
Just need a place to insert my bell end
Verse 3:
She could be a milf or a big busty blonde
Sexy brunette taking all of my schlong
Asian twins or your mom in the nude
A hot porno start
Or it might be a dude
Hey, yo man, there's a dude behind there
Chorus (extra lines):
Glory hole, bad time to have to pee
Glory hole, Ill probably get an STD
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Copyright 2009
The rain outside hides the tears in my eyes
It was just last night I lost the love of my life
She broke up with me so to ease the pain
I need to get laid cause Im going insane
Wander the streets all the bars are closed
But I dont wanna pay for overpriced hos
This homeless guy pulled me aside
Said he could see the pain behind my eyes
Took me to a magic wall
Guaranteed to cure my blue balls
He said to me between the swigs of gin
You see that hole? Now you stick it in
Chorus:
Glory hole, whats on the other side?
Glory hole, waiting for my big surprise
I close my eyes, imagine her face
Shooting my love all over the place
Verse 2:
Its my hearts desire, the yearning my soul
Now everything I look at could be a glory hole
A knot if a fence
Letters O, Q, and D
Tailpipe of a car
Or a block of Swiss cheese
A tear in a tent
A rip in a sheet
Chocolate bunt cake
The drain of a sink
I quit my job, I don't call any friends
Just need a place to insert my bell end
Verse 3:
She could be a milf or a big busty blonde
Sexy brunette taking all of my schlong
Asian twins or your mom in the nude
A hot porno start
Or it might be a dude
Hey, yo man, there's a dude behind there
Chorus (extra lines):
Glory hole, bad time to have to pee
Glory hole, Ill probably get an STD
-------
Copyright 2009
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