Glory Hole (The Magic Wall Song)

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Lactose Intolerant Band

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Verse 1:

The rain outside hides the tears in my eyes
It was just last night I lost the love of my life
She broke up with me so to ease the pain
I need to get laid cause Im going insane

Wander the streets all the bars are closed
But I dont wanna pay for overpriced hos
This homeless guy pulled me aside
Said he could see the pain behind my eyes

Took me to a magic wall
Guaranteed to cure my blue balls
He said to me between the swigs of gin
You see that hole? Now you stick it in

Chorus:

Glory hole, whats on the other side?
Glory hole, waiting for my big surprise

I close my eyes, imagine her face
Shooting my love all over the place

Verse 2:

Its my hearts desire, the yearning my soul
Now everything I look at could be a glory hole

A knot if a fence
Letters O, Q, and D
Tailpipe of a car
Or a block of Swiss cheese

A tear in a tent
A rip in a sheet
Chocolate bunt cake
The drain of a sink

I quit my job, I don't call any friends
Just need a place to insert my bell end

Verse 3:

She could be a milf or a big busty blonde
Sexy brunette taking all of my schlong
Asian twins or your mom in the nude
A hot porno start

Or it might be a dude
Hey, yo man, there's a dude behind there

Chorus (extra lines):

Glory hole, bad time to have to pee
Glory hole, Ill probably get an STD

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