David Copperfield uncovers a startling secret: the Harry Potter franchise was ripped off from his life. Suck it, Potter!
Published July 22, 2011 510k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring David Copperfield
Writer - Alex Fernie
Director - Scott Gairdner
DP - Brian Lane
Producer - Anna Wenger
Boom Operator - Michelle Fox
Special Thanks: Homer Liwag & Chris Kenner
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Published: July 22, 2011

David Copperfield: Greetings internet.
David Copperfield: Welcome to the Copperfield
conservatory of wonder.
David Copperfield: You probably know
me from magic.
David Copperfield: [music]
David Copperfield: Recently a little snot nose
punk has been trying to
David Copperfield: steal my thunder.
David Copperfield: Harry Potter.
David Copperfield: He ripped me off. Everything
in that Potter
David Copperfield: series was stolen from my life,
and I can prove it.
David Copperfield: Come with me.
[ominous music]
David Copperfield: Harry Potter's invisibility
cloak, I invented it in '83.
David Copperfield: Potter had a magic
disappearing train.
David Copperfield: Hmm. How original.
David Copperfield: Harry studied
at Hogwarts.
David Copperfield: Well, so did I.
David Copperfield: Craig Hogwart's At Home College
for Magic and TV/VCR Repair.
David Copperfield: Harry can talk to snakes.
David Copperfield: Big deal.
[mimics a snake]
David Copperfield: I was rocking around glasses
back when I was 9,
David Copperfield: and I too have a scar shaped
like a lightening bolt.
David Copperfield: I just can't
show you.
David Copperfield: It's in a personal area.
David Copperfield: But the similarities
don't end there.
David Copperfield: My best friend is a
dude name Ron.
David Copperfield: One time I met Alan Rickman,
and he was a total dick to me.
David Copperfield: In the early 90s, I stopped
an evil wizard from
David Copperfield: taking over the world,
except I did it by
David Copperfield: making the Statue of
Liberty disappear,
David Copperfield: and drop on him.
David Copperfield: I tried calling J.K. Rowling
to sort this out,
David Copperfield: but she's too busy buying
castles to fill with money.
David Copperfield: So I have no choice but to
cast a litigation spell.
David Copperfield: Akio, cease and
desist letter.
David Copperfield: I'm sending this
by certified owl.
David Copperfield: You'll have 5
days to comply,
David Copperfield: and if you don't, well, I might
have to Statue of Liberty you.
David Copperfield: Copperfield away!

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