Kyle Diamond Jones - Sexy Sexy Jesus
A new song about the a confused fellow who gets mixed feeling for Jesus. Lyrics: Up above is pure love Divine Loveeeee of Christ (yeah) I can't control my love from my heart to my... more »
A new song about the a confused fellow who gets mixed feeling for Jesus.
Lyrics:
Up above is pure love
Divine Loveeeee of Christ (yeah)
I can't control my love from my heart to my loins
cock so hard for Jesus
Like Heaven above, shake for those coins
Sexy, Sexy Jesus
Lick your crack with my tongue
Get filled with doody crumbs
Cock so hard for Jesus
You know thats really love
No toilet paper back then
Sexy Sexy Jesus
Shake it shake that booty Jesus
ooouuu shake that booty
shake that booty Jesus
(tidbit, in the beginning the faint chatter is the tv broadcast of the usa men's basketball team gold medal game also I didnt pitch my vocals up or anything I can sing that high. I rock)
The rapist of humanity known as the Catholic church has made Jesus very sexy. Not the real image of an ethnic looking broad nosed, kinky haired individual he probabaly really loved. So don't blame me cause some people may be sexually attracted to the churches elitist caricature of Jesus. They wanted a perfect Aryan with a sexy swimmers physique. Michael Phelps without the down syndrome face. Not to pick on Phelps, Eli Manning has the same face. Like Frankenstein the church made a sexy monster. « less
Added 9 months ago
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Description:
A new song about the a confused fellow who gets mixed feeling for Jesus.
Lyrics:
Up above is pure love
Divine Loveeeee of Christ (yeah)
I can't control my love from my heart to my loins
cock so hard for Jesus
Like Heaven above, shake for those coins
Sexy, Sexy Jesus
Lick your crack with my tongue
Get filled with doody crumbs
Cock so hard for Jesus
You know thats really love
No toilet paper back then
Sexy Sexy Jesus
Shake it shake that booty Jesus
ooouuu shake that booty
shake that booty Jesus
(tidbit, in the beginning the faint chatter is the tv broadcast of the usa men's basketball team gold medal game also I didnt pitch my vocals up or anything I can sing that high. I rock)
The rapist of humanity known as the Catholic church has made Jesus very sexy. Not the real image of an ethnic looking broad nosed, kinky haired individual he probabaly really loved. So don't blame me cause some people may be sexually attracted to the churches elitist caricature of Jesus. They wanted a perfect Aryan with a sexy swimmers physique. Michael Phelps without the down syndrome face. Not to pick on Phelps, Eli Manning has the same face. Like Frankenstein the church made a sexy monster.
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