Pirate Captain Attacks Journalist with Turtle
Full Interview to be released in late July. Investigative reporter, Shane Murray, is attacked by Gustav Nipe of the PIRATEisp with a turtle while exposing the mastermind's lair in... more »
Full Interview to be released in late July.
Investigative reporter, Shane Murray, is attacked by Gustav Nipe of the PIRATEisp with a turtle while exposing the mastermind's lair in the worst ghetto in Sweden....South Central Lund. « less
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Full Interview to be released in late July.
Investigative reporter, Shane Murray, is attacked by Gustav Nipe of the PIRATEisp with a turtle while exposing the mastermind's lair in the worst ghetto in Sweden....South Central Lund.
Patience is overrated...
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(Piano Music)
Sweden, a peaceful nation of long summer nights, beautiful people...where most lives are as orderly and maintained as most Swede's backyard gardens.
(Ominous Music)
Yes, beneath the thin veneer of Swedish civil society is a rapidly growing movement that could be the most dangerous thing to come out of Scandinavia since the vikings.
These barbarians however are no vikings...they are pirates who know how to party so well they even started a political one.
(Hip HopBeat Music)
Recently, I traveled to one of the most dangerous Ghetto's of Sweden... South Central Lund, and interviewed the mastermind behind the Pirate ISP, Gustav Nipe, also known as, The Doer.
This reporter feels luck that Gustav did not do me, and that I am alive today to share the story with you the viewer.
(Gustav Nipe)
Pulling the trigger x 3
(Piano Music)
Sweden, a peaceful nation of long summer nights, beautiful people...where most lives are as orderly and maintained as most Swede's backyard gardens.
(Ominous Music)
Yes, beneath the thin veneer of Swedish civil society is a rapidly growing movement that could be the most dangerous thing to come out of Scandinavia since the vikings.
These barbarians however are no vikings...they are pirates who know how to party so well they even started a political one.
(Hip HopBeat Music)
Recently, I traveled to one of the most dangerous Ghetto's of Sweden... South Central Lund, and interviewed the mastermind behind the Pirate ISP, Gustav Nipe, also known as, The Doer.
This reporter feels luck that Gustav did not do me, and that I am alive today to share the story with you the viewer.
(Gustav Nipe)
Pulling the trigger x 3
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