Motel 6 Jizz Covered

and..from the Dallas Swingers Gazette:

"Motel 6 is my baby's Daddy!", claims a 76 year old woman, shortly after giving birth to the worlds most Multi-ethnic infant.

..and even more shocking, from the Official Vatican press release:
"Worlds first Motel 6 discovered in Jerusalem.....Mystery of the Virgin birth solved. Women warned not to lean against Motel room ... more >

and..from the Dallas Swingers Gazette:

"Motel 6 is my baby's Daddy!", claims a 76 year old woman, shortly after giving birth to the worlds most Multi-ethnic infant.

..and even more shocking, from the Official Vatican press release:
"Worlds first Motel 6 discovered in Jerusalem.....Mystery of the Virgin birth solved. Women warned not to lean against Motel room walls".

Sorry folks. I know, it's only funny until you're the one who accidentally sits in a puddle. We shouldn't laugh.


Seriously, haven't we all gotten really drunk to the point of passing out...waking up hours later in a Motel 6 feeling REALLY dehydrated, dirty & ashamed...but not knowing why? It's totally normal right?

ps,
Shout out to all the Big Girls and/or possible Tranny's who have gotten me drunk then taken advantage of me at Motel 6, Thanks for keeping it classy. Call me!