You're Welcome: Celebrity Boxing and Homemade Fire Canons
Published August 01, 2014 20k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Mike Robertson: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Ian Skalski: Director/Editor
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Published August 01, 2014


> HI GANG. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
WE FOUND SOME OF THE BEST STUFF
ON THE INTERNET JUST FOR YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(pop dance music plays)
THERE'S A MAJOR CONFLICT GOING
ON OVERSEES AND WE
ALL NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION
TO IT. WE'RE OF COURSE TALKING
ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER,
AND ORLANDO BLOOM
FIGHTING IN IBIZA.
(sound of a boxing bell goes
off with the crowd cheering)
ORLANDO BLOOM THROUGH
A PUNCH A BEIBER IN THE CLUB
AND MISSED. AS ALWAYS,
TMZ HAS SOME GRAINY FOOTAGE
OF THE ALTERCATION.
(sound of a punch and
a woman yelling)
I CANNOT TELL WHAT'S GOING ON.
THAT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE
FILMED IT WITH A TOASTER.
FORTUNATELY SOMEONE
MANAGED TO GET
A BETTER PICTURE.
YEAH, YEAH, THAT LOOKS
ABOUT RIGHT. SOMEONE ALSO MANAGED
TO GET A PICTURE OF
BLOOM'S ENTOURAGE.
SPEAKING OF LOUD NOISES AND
HOT AIR YOUTUBER COLLIN FURZE
BUILT A GIANT CANON
THAT SHOOTS FIRE.
HE BUILT AN ENORMOUS
BUTT TO HOUSE THE THING.

> HEY, FINISHED...

> GENIUS. WAR IS TERRIBLE,
BUT IF HUMANS MUST FIGHT LET'S
DO IT WITH GIANT BUTT CANS
SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH.
OK, THAT'S ALL THE INTERNET
STUFF FOR THIS WEEK.
BYE.
(pop dance music plays out)

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