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You're Welcome: Conscious Uncoupling and Kimye Selfies
Published April 03, 2014 26k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Prodcuer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Ben Forman: Sound
Matt Sweeney: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Caleb Swyers: Director/Editor
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Published April 03, 2014

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HI GUYS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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THERE'S A GREAT BIG INTERNET OUT
THERE, AND FUNNY OR DIE FOUND THE

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BEST PARTS JUST FOR YOU.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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IN CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIP NEWS
GWYNETH PALTROW AND COLDPLAY

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FRONTMAN CHRIS MARTIN ANNOUNCED
THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.

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OR AS GWYNETH CALLED IT ON HER
LIFESTYLE BLOG "GOOP" A CONSCIOUS

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UNCOUPLING. MAYBE LEAVE THE LYRIC
WRITING TO CHRIS GWYNETH.

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AND NOW TO A MARRIAGE THAT WILL SURELY
LAST FOREVER, KANYE

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AND VOGUE MAGAZINE.

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OH, AND HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT HIS
WIFE, AND KID IN THERE TOO.

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IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE, VOGUE
CAPTURED A TENDER MOMENT OF KANYE

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TAKING AN IPAD PICTURE OF KIM WITH
HER DAUGHTER NORTH.

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THE INTERNET RESPONDED WITH SOME
AWESOME PHOTOSHOP.

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HERE'S KANYE JUST LOKING AT HIMSELF.
PROBABLY PRETTY ACCURATE

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OF HOW HE SPENDS HIS TIME.

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THERE'S KANYE CHECKING OUT SOME
KIM'S EARLY WORK. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

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OR PERHAPS OUR FAVORITE PHOTOSHOP
JOB OF ALL IS THE ORIGINAL.

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WHY? BECAUSE KANYE IS NOT IN THE MIRROR.

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ONLY WENT TO COLLEGE FOR 4 AND A
HALF YEARS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE

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THAT MAKES HIM A VAMPIRE.

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I TRANSFERRED, AND LOST SOME CREDITS (LAUGHS).

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IN FINANCIAL NEWS CANDY CRUSH HAD
A STRONG IPO FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS

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BEFORE COMPLETELY CRASHING IN VALUE.

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HERE'S VIDEO OF HOW IT WENT DOWN.

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(LOUD INTERPOSING VOICES)

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AND BEFORE WE GO, HERE'S A PICTURE
OF ROBERT DE NIRO HOLDING INTERNET

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DARLING LIL BUB.

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OH LOOK. LIL BUB RETURNED THE FAVOR. HOW CUTE.

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ALRIGHT. THAT'S ALL THE NEWS FOR TODAY.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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BYE.

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