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You're Welcome: Conscious Uncoupling and Kimye Selfies
Published April 03, 2014 34k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Prodcuer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Ben Forman: Sound
Matt Sweeney: DP
Jessica Leigh Schwartz: Hair and Makeup
Caleb Swyers: Director/Editor
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Published April 03, 2014

HI GUYS. DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.
THERE'S A GREAT BIG INTERNET OUT
THERE, AND FUNNY OR DIE FOUND THE
BEST PARTS JUST FOR YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
IN CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIP NEWS
GWYNETH PALTROW AND COLDPLAY
FRONTMAN CHRIS MARTIN ANNOUNCED
THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
OR AS GWYNETH CALLED IT ON HER
LIFESTYLE BLOG "GOOP" A CONSCIOUS
UNCOUPLING. MAYBE LEAVE THE LYRIC
WRITING TO CHRIS GWYNETH.
AND NOW TO A MARRIAGE THAT WILL SURELY
LAST FOREVER, KANYE
AND VOGUE MAGAZINE.
OH, AND HEY LOOK, HE'S GOT HIS
WIFE, AND KID IN THERE TOO.
IN THIS MONTH'S ISSUE, VOGUE
CAPTURED A TENDER MOMENT OF KANYE
TAKING AN IPAD PICTURE OF KIM WITH
HER DAUGHTER NORTH.
THE INTERNET RESPONDED WITH SOME
AWESOME PHOTOSHOP.
HERE'S KANYE JUST LOKING AT HIMSELF.
PROBABLY PRETTY ACCURATE
OF HOW HE SPENDS HIS TIME.
THERE'S KANYE CHECKING OUT SOME
KIM'S EARLY WORK. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
OR PERHAPS OUR FAVORITE PHOTOSHOP
JOB OF ALL IS THE ORIGINAL.
WHY? BECAUSE KANYE IS NOT IN THE MIRROR.
ONLY WENT TO COLLEGE FOR 4 AND A
HALF YEARS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE
THAT MAKES HIM A VAMPIRE.
I TRANSFERRED, AND LOST SOME CREDITS (LAUGHS).
IN FINANCIAL NEWS CANDY CRUSH HAD
A STRONG IPO FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS
BEFORE COMPLETELY CRASHING IN VALUE.
HERE'S VIDEO OF HOW IT WENT DOWN.
(LOUD INTERPOSING VOICES)
AND BEFORE WE GO, HERE'S A PICTURE
OF ROBERT DE NIRO HOLDING INTERNET
DARLING LIL BUB.
OH LOOK. LIL BUB RETURNED THE FAVOR. HOW CUTE.
ALRIGHT. THAT'S ALL THE NEWS FOR TODAY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
BYE.

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